The Long Earth

actually, it is the voice of David Kossoff, a Jewish actor prominent in the 1950s and 60s. I believe the occasional hesitation and slight air of bemused amiability has a friendly and calming effect.’
    ‘It does, but I’m sure you are not supposed to tell me that it does. It’s like a conjuror telling you how the trick was done—’ Damn it. Lobsang was making him laugh again. It was very hard to stay mad at him. ‘OK, I’m coming aboard. Now do we have an arrangement?’
    The ring ascended smoothly.
    Aboard, ambulant Lobsang was waiting for Joshua in his stateroom. There had been more upgrades.
    Joshua burst out laughing, despite everything. ‘You look like a hotel doorman! What’s that all about?’
    Lobsang purred, ‘I hoped to give the effect of a British butler circa 1935, sir, and rather spiffily, if you don’t mind me saying so. I believe the effect is not so creepy as the
Blade Runner
killer-replicant chic I experimented with before, although I am open to suggestions.’
    Spiffily
. ‘Well, at least it’s a different kind of creepy. I guess it works. But knock it off with the sir, would you?’
    The butler bowed. ‘Thank you … Joshua. Let me say, Joshua, that I think that on this journey we are
both
learning. For now, I will step us at no more than an average human’s daily pace until the young lady wishes to make her presence known.’
    ‘Good plan.’
    There was the usual, brief feeling of mild disorientation as they began to step once more. Below, passing at a leisurely pace of just a few steps per hour, the Long Earth was like the old-fashioned slide-show kit that Joshua had once found among junk in the attic back at the Home. Click once and there was the Virgin Mary, click twice and there was Jesus. You stayed still while worlds went past. Pick the one you want.
    That night on the saloon deck’s big screen Lobsang showed an old British movie called
The Mouse on the Moon
. In his mobile incarnation, he sat next to Joshua watching it, which would have been weird, Joshua thought, seeing the pair of them through Sally’s eyes, had not this voyage long gone past weird and sailed full speed into bizarre. Nevertheless they watched the ancient film, a spoof on the space race of the twentieth century – and Joshua spotted David Kossoff instantly. For what it was worth, Lobsang had got him exactly right.
    After the movie had finished, Joshua was certain he saw a mouse run across the deck and disappear. ‘The Mouse on Earth Million,’ he quipped.
    ‘I will set Shi-mi on it.’
    ‘The cat? I wondered what had happened to that thing. You know, Sally told me how she’d grown up in a family of steppers. Natural steppers, I mean. She wasn’t ever alone, out in the stepwise worlds. But her family made her keep quiet about it, as
they
always had.’
    ‘Of course they did. As you have always attempted to, Joshua. It’s a natural instinct.’
    ‘Nobody wants to be different, I guess.’
    ‘There is that. With a power like stepping, once you might have got yourself burned as a witch. And even nowadays, since Step Day, there are an increasing number back on Datum Earth who are uncomfortable with the whole idea of stepping, and the Long Earth.’
    ‘Who?’
    ‘You really have no instinct for politics, do you, Joshua? Why, those who can’t step at all.
They
resent the Long Earth and those who travel it, and all that this great opening-up has brought. And those who are losing money, in the new order of things. There are
always
plenty of those …’

35
    SO HERE WAS Officer Monica Jansson, fifteen years after Step Day, her life distorted by the Long Earth phenomenon as much as anybody’s had been, trying to make sense of it all as one way or another the world transformed itself around her own ageing carcass – and through it all the police tried to keep the peace. This evening she stared gloomily at a screen which showed Brian Cowley, increasingly notorious figurehead of a poisonous movement called Humanity First, spewing out his manipulative bile, folksy homespun anecdotes hiding some smart, but very divisive and dangerous, politics. Impulsively she turned the sound off. Still the hatred seeped like sweat out of the guy’s face.
    But then the whole phenomenon of the Long Earth had been laced with hatred and violence from the start.
    Only two days after Step Day itself, terrorists had hit both the Pentagon and the British Houses of Parliament. It could have been worse. The boy who stepped