The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

have been sure the mutilated cattlewas her doing.
    Gabe shook his head. "I have no idea, Jim. I can take some samples and have some test run, but I
    don't even know what we are looking at here."
    "You think it was kids?Vandals?"
    "Kids tip cows over, Jim. These look like they've been dropped from thirty thousand feet." Gabe knew what appeared to have happened, but he wasn't willing to admit it. There wasn't a creature alive that could have done this. There had to be another explanation.
    "So you're saying aliens?"
    "No, I am definitely not saying aliens. I'm not saying aliens."
    "Something was here. Look at the tracks.Satanic cult?"
    "Damn it, Jim, unless you want to be on the cover of Crackpot Weekly, don't talk that way. I can't tell you what did this, but I can tell you what didn't. This was not aliens, or Satanists, or Bigfoot on a binge. I can take some samples and run some tests and then maybe, maybe, I can tell you what did this, but in the meantime, you should call the stateag guys and get them out here."
    "I can't do that, Gabe."
    "Why not?"
    "I can't have strangers running around on my land. I don't want this gettin' out. That's why I called you."
    "What's that?" Gabe held up a finger to hold his place in the conversation,then looked to the hills: the sound of an engine. In a second a red four-wheel-drive pickup appeared on the hill headed toward them.
    "You'd better go," Jim Beer said.
    "Why?"
    "You'd just better. Nobody's supposed to be on this side of the ranch but me. You need to go."
    "This is your land?"
    "Let's jump in your truck, son. We need to go."
    Gabe squinted to get a better look at the truck,then waved. "That's Theo Crowe," he said. "What's he doing in that thing?"
    "Oh shit," Jim Beer said.
    Theo pulled the truck up next to Gabe's, skidded to a stop, and crawled out. To Gabe, the constable looked pissed off, but he couldn't be sure, having never seen the expression on Theo before. "Afternoon, Gabe, Jim."
    Jim Beer looked at his boots."Constable."
    Gabe noticed that Theo had two pistols stuck in his jeans and was half-covered with dust. "Hi, Theo.
    Nice truck. Jim called me out to take a look…"
    "I know what that is," Theo said, tossing his head toward the mashed cow. "At least I think I do." He strode up to Jim Beer, who seemed to be trying to sink into a hole in his own chest.
    "Jim, you got a crank lab back there turning out enough product to hype all ofLos Angeles. You wanna tell me about it?"
    The life seemed to drain out of Jim Beer and he fell to the ground in a splay-legged sit. Gabe caught his arm to keep him from cracking his tailbone. Beer didn't look up. "My wife took a note for half the ranch when she left. She called it in. Where else was I going to get three million dollars?"
    Gabe looked from Jim to Theo as if to say, "What the hell?"
    "I'll explain later, Gabe. I have something I have to show you anyway." Theo pushed Jim Beer's Stetson back so he could see the rancher's face."SoBurton gave you the money so he could use your land for the lab."
    "Sheriff Burton?" Gabe asked, totally confused now.
    "Shut up, Gabe," Theo snapped.
    "Not all of the money.Payments. Hell, what could I do? My grandfather started this ranch. I couldn't sell off half of it."
    "So you went into drug dealing?"
    "I ain't never even seen this lab you're talking about. Neither have my hands. That part of the ranch is off-limits.Burton said he had you in the cabin to keep anyone from coming in the back gate. I just run my cattle and mind my own business. I never even askedBurton what he was doing out there."
    "Three million dollars!What the hell did you think he was doing? Raising rabbits?"
    Jim Beer didn'tanswer, he just stared at the ground between his legs. Gabe held his shoulder to steady him and looked to Theo. "Maybe finish this later, Theo?"
    Theo turned and walked in a tight circle, waving his hands in the air as if chasing away annoying spirits.
    "You okay?" Gabe asked.
    "What the fuck do I do now? What do I do? What am I supposed to do?"
    "Calm down?" Gabe ventured.
    "Fuck that! I got murders, drug manufacturing, some fucking giant animal of some kind, a whole town that's gone nuts, my car is mashed, and I have a crush on a crazy woman – I don't have the training for this! No one has the fucking training for this!"
    "So calming down isn't an option right now?" Gabe said. "I understand."
    Theo interrupted his anxiety Tilt-A-Whirl and wheeled on Gabe. "And I haven't smoked any pot in a week,