The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

Molly Michon's."
    "Right.I'm hallucinating from a bad case of the munchies."
    Gabe grabbed his shoulder. "Theo, please. I have a date."
    Theo nodded. "Molly's first. Then I'll go to dinner."
    "Deal," Gabe said, still staring at the tracks. "I want to come back here with some casting materials.
    Even if this is a hoax, I want a record of it."
    Theo started for the truck and pulled up when he heard the sound of a cell phone ringing inside the shed. He walked into the shed, located the cell phone, and looked at the display for the number that was ringing in. It wasBurton 's private number. He drew his.357 Magnum and blew the phone into a thousand pieces. He walked out of the shed to find Gabe hiding behind the fender of the red truck and Skinner cowering in the bed.
    "What in the hell do you mean, you have a date?" twenty-one Gabe and Theo "This is where I found the aberrant rats," Gabe said as they pulled into theFly Rod Trailer Court.
    "That's nice," Theo said, not really paying attention.
    "Did I tell you I got the brain chemistry back from Stanford? It's interesting, but I'm not sure that it explains the behavior."
    "Not now, Gabe, please." Theo slammed on the brakes and the truck rocked to a stop. "What the
    hell?" There were no lights on in Molly Michon's trailer. In the empty lot next door, a dozen well-dressed adults stood in a circle, holding candles.
    "Prayer meeting?"Gabe ventured. "It's Sunday night."
    "There was a trailer there last time I was here," Theo said. "Just like the one on the ranch."
    "I know. This is the lot where I found the rats with the low serotonin levels."
    Theo shut off the truck, set the parking brake, and climbed out. Then he looked back at Gabe. "You found your rats right here?"
    "The six that I could find.But this is where the other ones that were last tracked disappeared as well. I can show you the graphic later."
    "That would be good."
    Theo pulled his flannel shirt over the guns in his waistband and approached the circle. Skinner jumped out of the truck and ran ahead. Gabe reluctantly followed. They did, indeed, seem to be praying. Their heads were bowed and a woman in a powder-blue dress and pillbox hat was leading the group. "Bless us, Lord, for we have felt the stirrings of your power within us and heeded your call to come to this holy place on the eve of…"
    Skinner drove his nose into the woman's crotch, and she yipped like a bee-stung poodle. Everyone in the group looked up.
    "Excuse me," Theo said. "I don't mean to interrupt, but what are you all doing here?" Several of the men looked irritated and stepped up behind the powder-blue woman to give support.
    The woman held Skinner's nose away from her dress while trying to keep the candle flame away from her hair spray. "Constable Crowe? Is that right?"
    "Yes, ma'am," Theo said. The woman was younger than he was by at least five years and pretty in a Texas Big Hair sort of way, but her dress and manner of speaking made him feel as if he'd just been busted by his first-grade teacher for eating paste.
    "We've been called here, Constable," the woman explained. She reached behind her, grabbed the shoulder of a woman who looked like her clone in pink, and pulled her forward. Skinner stamped the pink woman's dress with the Wet-Nose Inspection Seal. "Margie and I felt it first, but when we started talking about it after services this afternoon, all these other people said that they had felt drawn to this place as well. The Holy Spirit has moved us here."
    "Ask them if they've seen any rats." Gabe said.
    "Call your dog," Theo tossed over his shoulder.
    Gabe called Skinner and theLabrador looked around. They smell fine to me, Food Guy. I say fuck 'em, Skinner thought. But he got no response except a minor scolding.
    "The Holy Spirit called you here?" Theo said.
    Everyone in the group nodded earnestly.
    "Did any of you happen to see the woman who lives in that trailer next door?"
    The pink lady chimed in, "Oh yes, she was the one to call our attention to this place two nights ago.
    We wondered about that at first, being as how she is and all, but then Katie pointed out" – she gestured to her friend – "that our Lord Jesus spent time with Mary Magdalene, and she, as I'm sure you know, was – well – she was…"
    "A whore," Theo offered.
    "Well. Yes. And so we thought, who are we to judge?"
    "Very charitable of you," Theo said. "But have you seen Molly Michon tonight?"
    "No, not tonight."
    Theo felt his energy reserves drain even