The Merry Misogynist

fellows first.”
    While they worked their way down the list from the handbook, Siri decided to describe the case. Given Dtui’s reaction, he was reluctant to spoil Oum’s day, but he knew in the small world they shared, she’d hear about the strangling sooner or later. He left the part about the pestle to the very end. Oum dropped the pipette into a glass bowl with a crash and pushed herself back on the chair.
    “I’m sorry,” he told her. “There was no delicate way – ”
    “No, Siri. This story. I’ve heard the selfsame thing.”
    “What do you mean?”
    “The beautiful girl strangled, tied to a tree…the pestle.”
    “How could you have heard it so soon? It only happened on Friday.”
    “No, Siri. It happened a long time ago.”
    “Where did you get it from?”
    “Here, at the school. It’s one of those legends the kids pass around to scare the daylights out of each other. I put a girl in detention when I heard her telling it. I thought it was sick for children to be coming up with stories like that.”
    “Well, believe me, Oum, this wasn’t a story. When did you hear it?”
    “A year ago? Maybe two.”
    The anger rose in Siri’s throat. “He’s done this before, the bastard. Do you remember the student?”
    “Kumdee Vilavong. She’s also big on dirty jokes and scandal. I put her in detention all the time. I’m quite fond of her.”
    Siri stood. “Can we go and talk to her?”
    “What? Now?”
    “Yes, right now.”

4
HINDIPENDENCE
    T he lunchtime rush at the Happy Dine Indian restaurant was over and the proprietor was sitting with his waitress in the open frontage looking at the street. At eleven, they’d sprinkled the pavement out front with a watering can. For about thirty minutes it kept the dust from flying into the tin lunch trays. They’d repeated the dousing at twelve and one. It was 1:15 and no evidence of their efforts remained. The hot pavement had devoured the water as soon as it made contact. That might explain, in some small way, why the lunchtime rush had numbered five people, one of whom had brought his own drink. Everybody agreed the Happy Dine had gone downhill since the old regime.
    A motorcycle went past, braked, and turned back. It kicked up a dust storm. The waitress pulled up her T-shirt to cover her nose and exposed her belly. The proprietor looked down forlornly at his once white shirt. Dr Siri emerged from the cloud and cast a faint shadow across both of them. He quickly explained that he’d already eaten lunch, thus curtailing their excitement before it got out of hand.
    “I’m here to see your chef,” he said.
    “We have nobody here of that name,” said the proprietor. He was one of the southern Indians who had weathered the takeover of ‘75. His accent was so thick, it would have stuck to the wall if you’d thrown it. Siri wasn’t absolutely sure it was Lao he was hearing.
    “The father of the crazy man who walks around the streets?” Siri tried again.
    “My chef is not available for other positions. He is bonded,” said the proprietor.
    Siri stared at him.
    “He’s out the back, uncle,” said the waitress. The young man glared at her, but she ignored him.
    Out the back actually meant ‘out the back’.
    The kitchen was at the rear of the restaurant in the yard roofed over by a large green tarpaulin with grease stains. Attached to a cross beam were two remarkable fans. Someone had come up with the bright idea of removing the covers and attaching long streamers to the blades. The intention had obviously been to keep insects away from the food and keep the cook cool at the same time. But the weight of the streamers had slowed the rotors to such a pace that the device merely stirred the hot air and the flies together like ingredients in a large stew. A fat man in a navy blue undershirt and long black trousers was on the far side of the small yard washing dishes in a bucket.
    “Excuse me,” Siri said.
    The man looked over his shoulder with a shocked expression. His was a bulbous chocolaty face with a nose that looked like it might pop. He dropped the dishes into the unsoapy water and hurried over to Siri, wiping his hands on his belly. He crouched as he walked in order to keep his head below the visitor’s. He smiled broadly and rocked his head and performed a very wobbly version of the Lao, hands-together nop . Siri was afraid the man might drop to his knees.
    “Yes, sir? Yes, sir?” he said, apparently delighted to see Siri. This