The Republic of Wine

to a halt by squeezing his neck. Yuanbao bent down to watch as she removed Little Treasure’s clothes and quickly but efficiently examined him from head to toe, including a look up his little asshole and a tug at his foreskin to check the head of his little pecker.
    She clapped her hands and announced to the man behind the desk:
    ‘Top grade!’
    Yuanbao nearly burst with excitement; he damn near cried.
    Another staff member picked up Little Treasure and put him on a scale.
    ‘Twenty-one catties, four ounces,’ he announced softly.
    A staff member punched a little machine, from which a slip of paper emerged with a whirr. He motioned Yuanbao over.
    ‘Top grade goes for a hundred yuan a cattie,’ he said to Yuanbao as he walked up to the machine. ‘Twenty-one catties, four ounces works out to be two thousand one hundred forty yuan in People’s Currency.’
    He handed Yuanbao a stack of bills and the slip of paper.
    ‘Count it,’ he said.
    Yuanbao was trembling so badly he could barely make his way through the stack of bills. His mind was like mush. Holding on to the money for dear life, he asked with a catch in his voice:
    ‘Is this all mine?’
    The man nodded.
    ‘Can I go now?’
    The man nodded.

Chapter Three
    I
    The boy sat cross-legged in the middle of the gilded platter, golden brown and oozing sweet-smelling oil, a giddy smile frozen on his face. Lovely, naive. Around him was spread a garland of green vegetable leaves and bright red radish blossoms. The stupefied investigator swallowed back the juices that rumbled up from his stomach as he gawked at the boy. A pair of limpid eyes gazed back at him, steam puffed out of the boy’s nostrils, and the lips quivered as if he were about to speak. His smile, his naive loveliness, filled the investigator’s mind with many thoughts; somewhere, he sensed vaguely, he’d seen this boy. Somewhere, and not so long ago. Crisp laughter rang in the investigator’s ears. The aroma of fresh strawberries surged from the boy’s tiny mouth. Tell me a story, Papa. Leave Papa alone. The pink-faced child was cradled by the sweet-smiling wife. All of a sudden, her smile turned strange, spooky. Her cheeks twitched noticeably with feigned mystery. Bastards! He banged his fist on the table and stood up angrily.
    A meaningful smile showed on Diamond Jin’s face, the Mine Director and Party Secretary grinned craftily. The investigator thought he must be dreaming. He opened his eyes to survey the scene; the boy was still sitting cross-legged on the platter.
    ‘After you, Comrade Ding, old fellow,’ Diamond Jin said.
    ‘This is a famous dish in these parts,’ the Party Secretary and Mine Director said. It’s called Stork Delivering a Son. We serve it only to visiting dignitaries. It’s a dish they won’t forget for as long as they live, one that has drawn nothing but praise. We’ve earned a lot of convertible currency for the nation by serving it to our most honored guests. Such as yourself, sir.’
    ‘After you, Comrade Ding! Special Investigator Ding Gou’er of the Higher Procuratorate, please sample our Stork Delivering a Son.’ The Party Secretary and Mine Director waved their chopsticks in the air, urging their guest to dig in.
    The boy exuded a powerful, irresistible fragrance. His mouth watering, Ding Gou’er reached into his briefcase to feel the cold muzzle and star-inlaid carved handle of his pistol. The muzzle was round, the sight atop it triangular; it was cool to the touch. Everything felt just right, his senses were in good working order. I’m not drunk, I’m Investigator Ding Gou’er, on assignment in the city of Liquorland to investigate a group of cadres, led by Diamond Jin, who are reputed to be feasting on little boys, a serious charge, a major charge, a damning accusation, a cruelty virtually unknown anywhere in the world, a corruption unprecedented in the history of man. I am not drunk, I am not hallucinating. They’re mistaken if they think they can get away with this. A braised chad has been placed on the table in front of me, in their words, a platter of Stork Delivering a Son. My mind is clear, but fll test my faculties, just in case: eighty-five times eighty-five is seven thousand two hundred twenty-five. There, that should prove it. They killed a little boy for my dining pleasure. These conspirators want to make me an accessory by stuffing his flesh into my mouth. He whipped out his pistol.
    ‘Don’t move.’ he commanded. ‘Put