The Satanic Verses

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, ’s incredible. Alleluia Cone, whose iciness could resist the heat of the eight-thousand-metre sun. Allie the snow maiden, the icequeen.
Miss, how come you never get a tan
? When she went up Everest with the triumphant Collingwood expedition, the papers called them Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, though she was no Disneyish cutie, her full lips pale rather than rose-red, her hair ice-blonde instead of black, her eyes not innocently wide but narrowed, out of habit, against the high snow-glare. A memory of Gibreel Farishta welled up, catching her unawares: Gibreel at some point during their three and a half days,booming with his usual foot-in-mouth lack of restraint, ‘Baby, you’re no iceberg, whatever they say. You’re a passionate lady, bibi. Hot, like a kachori.’ He had pretended to blow on scalded fingertips, and shook his hand for emphasis:
O, too hot. O, throw water
. Gibreel Farishta. She controlled herself: Hi, ho, it’s off to work.
    ‘Ghosts,’ she repeated firmly. ‘On the Everest climb, after I came through the ice-fall, I saw a man sitting on an outcrop in the lotus position, with his eyes shut and a tartan tam-o’-shanter on his head, chanting the old mantra: om mani padmé hum.’ She had guessed at once, from his archaic clothing and surprising behaviour, that this was the spectre of Maurice Wilson, the yogi who had prepared for a solo ascent of Everest, back in 1934, by starving himself for three weeks in order to cement so deep a union between his body and soul that the mountain would be too weak to tear them apart. He had gone up in a light aircraft as high as it would take him, crash-landed deliberately in a snowfield, headed upwards, and never returned. Wilson opened his eyes as Allie approached, and nodded lightly in greeting. He strolled beside her for the rest of that day, or hung in the air while she worked her way up a face. Once he belly-flopped into the snow of a sharp incline and glided upwards as if he were riding on an invisible anti-gravity toboggan. Allie had found herself behaving quite naturally, as if she’d just bumped into an old acquaintance, for reasons afterwards obscure to her.
    Wilson chattered on a fair bit – ‘Don’t get a lot of company these days, one way and another’ – and expressed, among other things, his deep irritation at having had his body discovered by the Chinese expedition of 1960. ‘Little yellow buggers actually had the gall, the sheer face, to film my corpse.’ Alleluia Cone was struck by the bright, yellow-and-black tartan of his immaculate knickerbockers. All this she told the girls at Brickhall Fields Girls’ School, who had written so many letters pleading for her to address them that she had not been able to refuse. ‘You’ve got to,’ they pleaded in writing. ‘You even live here.’ From the windowof the classroom she could see her flat across the park, just visible through the thickening fall of snow.
    What she did not tell the class was this: as Maurice Wilson’s ghost described, in patient detail, his own ascent, and also his posthumous discoveries, for example the slow, circuitous, infinitely delicate and invariably unproductive mating ritual of the yeti, which he had witnessed recently on the South Col, – so it occurred to her that her vision of the eccentric of 1934, the first human being ever to attempt to scale Everest on his own, a sort of abominable snowman himself, had been no accident, but a kind of signpost, a declaration of kinship. A prophecy of the future, perhaps, for it was at that moment that her secret dream was born, the impossible thing: the dream of the unaccompanied climb. It was possible, also, that Maurice Wilson was the angel of her death.
    ‘I wanted to talk about ghosts,’ she was saying, ‘because most mountaineers, when they come down from the peaks, grow embarrassed and leave these stories out of their accounts. But they do exist, I have to admit it, even though I’m the type who’s always kept her feet on solid ground.’
    That was a laugh. Her feet. Even before the ascent of Everest she had begun to suffer from shooting pains, and was informed by her general practitioner, a no-nonsense Bombay woman called Dr Mistry, that she was suffering from fallen arches. ‘In common parlance, flat feet.’ Her arches, always weak, had been further weakened by years of wearing sneakers and other unsuitable shoes. Dr Mistry couldn’t recommend much: toe-clenching exercises,