Three to See the King

fellowship of other people. I’d lost count of the many occasions (when the wind was in the right direction) that I’d heard his bell clanging forlornly in the dead of night. If I could hear it at such a distance, then surely it must have kept him wide awake, which seemed a high price to pay.
    Of course, it wouldn’t have done to question Simon’s presence on this wide and deserted plain. He always swore that it was the place where he’d found contentment, and he would have denied any suggestion to the contrary. Nevertheless, I wasn’t entirely convinced.
    As I approached his house the first thing I saw was the balloon anchored above it. Large enough, at a guess, to support the weight of two or three men, this balloon swayed gently at the end of a long rope. Next I saw his flag, brightly coloured in a combination of orange and purple, flapping at the top of its pole, and indicating that Simon Painter was ‘at home’.
    Drawing nearer to his house of tin, it was odd to think that I wasn’t the only person to occupy such a dwelling. Recently I’d spent so much time in or around my own place that I’d come to believe I was unique; that there was no one else in the world with such an interesting existence. My visit to Simon Painter reminded me that there were, in fact, several of us. His walls and roof gave off a dull gleam in the morning sunlight, and for a few moments I could only stand and stare at such a perfect spectacle.
    The clanging of Simon’s bell interrupted my reverie. A breeze was getting up, but I noticed the shutters on the house were all wide open, which must have created quite a draught. Then 1 heard a joyful cry from within. This told me there would he no need to knock.
    ‘Oh hello!’ called Simon as he threw open the door. ‘Come in! Come in! This is a pleasant surprise!’
    I knew for a fact that he would have been watching through the shutters from the moment I appeared in the distance, but I said nothing as I had no wish to contradict him. He held the door open with one hand, and shook mine with the other. At the same time I remembered a feature of his house that I could never quite understand. For some reason he had the door opening outwards, which seemed to me a most inconvenient arrangement. It meant he had to reach right round the outside to close it whenever it was hooked open, or else there was a risk of it slamming shut when it wasn’t. Much better, surely, to have the door swinging into the house. Then it could be open and closed with ease, and the flow of air regulated as required. Simon’s insistence on having an outward-opening door only served to substantiate my judgement that he just wanted to be different from everyone else. To be fair on him, though, he was always a most genial host. As soon as we were inside he had me sitting at the table with a cup of coffee in front of me.
    ‘Well, well,’ he kept saying. ‘Lovely to see you. Lovely to see you!’
    As a gift for Simon I’d brought along a set of wind chimes, and I now presented them to him formally.
    ‘You could hang them up beside your bell,’ I suggested. To keep it company.’
    ‘Thank you,’ he replied. ‘Yes, excellent idea.’
    ‘Speaking of which,’ I continued. ‘Did you know I had a guest?’
    ‘At your house of tin?’ he asked.
    ‘Yes,’ I replied. ‘Of course.’
    ‘Sorry for asking, but… it’s just that I rarely have visitors here … and … well … who is it?’
    ‘This woman I know.’
    ‘A woman?’ Instantly he sprang to his feet, went to the nearest shutter and looked out. ‘Is she there now?’
    ‘Yes,’ I said. ‘But you can’t see her from here.’
    ‘Well, you must bring her over!’
    ‘Why don’t you come to mine instead? You can keep her company.’
    ‘Alright, I will, yes.’
    He had a bag packed within minutes. Then he closed down the stove so that it would go out of its own accord, fastened down all the shutters and lowered his flag. Soon after that we were on our way back to my house. Most of the journey he didn’t speak at all, which was unlike him, but as we got nearer he finally broke his silence.
    ‘By the way,’ he asked. ‘What’s your guest’s name?’
    ‘Mary Petrie,’ I said. ‘Do you know her?’
    ‘No, no,’ he replied. ‘I don’t know any women.’
    The instant we went through the door I remembered I hadn’t told her I was bringing someone back with me. She was standing at the top of the stairs, looking down on us.
    This is Simon