Tricked

oil? I don’t want to risk tearing these gloves at all. « She returned shortly with an opened bottle for me. » Pour slowly while I stir? «
    » Sure, « she said. » Why the olive oil? «
    » It acts as the carrier. This is basically going to be a thin ointment. Once this is all mixed and the alkaloids are distributed evenly, we’ll coat the caltrops with it and we’ll be good to go. «
    We worked in silence for a few minutes as we mixed the alkaloids with the base. When I was satisfied, I said, » Lovely. Now we just have to coat the caltrops with it without accidentally poisoning ourselves. «
    » That sounds perfectly relaxing, sensei, « Granuaile said. She put on two pairs of gloves, and we arranged a procedure where we coated small batches of caltrops in the bowl, fished them out with the slotted spoon, let the excess oil drain, and then placed them into the second bucket. It was monotonous labor made edgy by the knowledge that a careless splash could kill us. We finished with only a couple of hours to spare before sundown. We hauled the weaponized caltrops up to the hogan, where Frank was sitting cross-legged on the floor in some kind of meditation. We tried to be quiet as we raided the cooler for cheese and crackers and ice-cold cans of tea.
    Frank heard us anyway and grunted as he opened an eye. » You all ready, Mr. Collins? «
    » As ready as I can be, « I said, nodding.
    » Good. So am I. « His other eye opened and he began to clamber to his feet.
    » You are? For what? «
    » For killin’ skinwalkers, o’ course, « he said, brushing dust off his knees.
    I held up a hand. » Frank, I didn’t ask you to take part in this. You oughtta get out of here, actually; give your nephew a call. «
    » Naw, I’m doin’ this with you. How many more chances am I gonna have to get me a piece of skinwalker? Think I’ll keep my gun. You slow ’em down for me and I’ll plug ’em good. «
    I exchanged a worried glance with Granuaile. » Frank, I can speed myself up enough to have a chance of hitting them. You’re not going to have an advantage like that. You only had the one chance to call Monster Slayer. «
    » I know. But you can’t speak my language. What if they wanna talk before killin’ us? Whattaya gonna do then, play charades? Look, son, this is what bein’ a hataa³ii is all about. I’m s’posed to protect my people from evil. Now, this evil comes from First World; it’s a Diné thing, and it’s threatening Diné people, and I’m damned if I’ll let someone else take care of my problems for me. I’m goin’. «
    There is no arguing with pride. Jesus and the Morrigan couldn’t talk me out of going to Asgard, and I wasn’t going to be able to talk Frank out of doing this. I gave him a tight little nod and began to worry about how I would protect him.
    » All right, Frank, « I said. » I have a bit more business to conduct before we do this. Excuse me? «
    He and Granuaile nodded at me and I exited to find a shady spot—not too tough near sundown. Underneath a shaggy-barked juniper, I sat on the ground and took the opportunity to have an overdue conversation with Colorado.
    //Druid greets Colorado / Harmony//
    //Harmony// came the reply.
    //Coal mine stopped / Will monitor / Query: Move gold now?//
    //Yes / Coal stopped / Gratitude / Keep coal mine quiet
    / Will move gold//
    //Harmony// I said.
    Colorado agreed.
    Not for the first time, I reflected that the earth is so much simpler to deal with than people. On the other hand, the earth never gets my jokes.

Chapter 28
    Frank and I chose a spot near the south butte, facing the north butte from whence the skinwalkers always appeared. With the approach to our backs defended, I took the five-gallon bucket of poisoned caltrops and carefully scattered them in front of us in a half circle, backing up as I went. I spread them out over fifteen feet or so to make sure the skinwalkers would not leap over them. Frank surveyed the scatter pattern uncertainly.
    » Awful lot of places for them to step without hitting any, « he observed.
    » You can head back into the hogan if you want, « I said. » Granuaile would probably appreciate the company. « Her SUV in the roof was still a weakness, but the hogan provided more protection than did the open air. We had re-rigged the fire trap on the roof, and she was ready with a lighter if she needed it.
    » Hell with that, « he said, his bravado returning. Then it faded as he considered the caltrops again.