Tricked

but in these circumstances you are almost guaranteed to get the most ruthless, evil sort of vampire in charge—unless you help me. «
    » No, Leif. «
    He turned up his intensity. » Zdenik enslaves people and makes new vampires who commit every possible atrocity in his name. I neither enslave nor create new vampires. There is a definite difference between having me or someone like Zdenik in charge. And Zdenik is not the worst of them. «
    » Look, as far as I’m concerned, there isn’t a vampire in the world who’s worse than an oil executive, and I don’t go around assassinating them either. « Peripherally, I noticed that this earned me a sharp glance from Granuaile. » I’m through, Leif. I can’t stick my neck out again. I just went to a lot of trouble to disappear, and my advice is that you should do the same. «
    So intent were we on our conversation that we did not pay attention to our surroundings as we should have. That allowed the vampire I’d spotted earlier in the Double Dog Dare Café to walk up behind Leif without being noticed until she spoke. She wasn’t wearing the courtesy fashion coat anymore, but she still had on the American Eagle T-shirt. Her college-boy snack was absent. Her voice was thick and liquid with a Bohemian accent.
    » This man can assassinate vampires, Leif? No wonder his blood smells unusual. Who is he? «
    I would let Leif worry about her. I was worried about Oberon. Why hadn’t he warned me that she had entered the restaurant?
    Oberon? I got no answer. Oberon?

Chapter 18
    » Ah. « Leif looked embarrassed. » Natalia, this is, ah, a friend of mine. «
    » I assumed as much. Who is he? «
    Leif was uncertain how to introduce me. He knew he couldn’t use Atticus, but Hal hadn’t told him our new identities. I didn’t want this vampire to know them either, so I provided a name off the top of my head, gambling that this foreign vampire would be unfamiliar with heavy-metal drummers. » Lars Ulrich, « I said, nodding at her. » Nice to meet you, Natalia. «
    » Do not speak unless you are spoken to, « she snapped, her eyes boring into mine. She was trying to charm me, but that wasn’t going to work.
    » Awful bossy, aren’t you? « I said, a small smile on my face. She blanched. » More than a little rude, in fact. Still, it’s no reason for me to forget my manners. Would you like to join us? « I gestured to a small empty space next to Leif.
    She eyed me suspiciously. » I prefer standing. « Leaning toward Leif, she asked him, » Who is this Lars Ulrich who can resist my charms? «
    My mind raced through possible scenarios. There was no way that we could talk our way out of this. Now that she’d identified me as someone who could kill vampires, my entire future was jeopardized. She would investigate, eventually discover the truth, and all my efforts to fake my death would be for naught. I had to assume, based on Leif’s statements, her accent, and her behavior, that she was one of Zdenik’s lieutenants. She couldn’t leave alive. Or undead. Whatever. Once she was out of my sight, all it would take was one phone call, and I couldn’t guarantee that I’d catch up to her before she could make it.
    » That’s just as well, « I said, scooching over a bit so that I could stand. » I feel like getting some air anyway. Kinda stuffy in here. Shall we talk outside? «
    » Here is fine, « she said, shifting her position so that the seated Leif was between us, » or it would be if Mr. Helgarson would answer my questions. «
    Leif’s earlier assertion that these lieutenants of Zdenik’s were all younger than he was gave me an idea—she wouldn’t be able to speak Old Norse. I had to hope that Leif hadn’t lost the ability to speak it himself. Before he could stumble through some kind of answer, I spoke quickly to him in the language of his birth.
    » I will bind her limbs and lips together, « I said. » Stand up and make sure she doesn’t fall. « Thankfully, he remembered the language. Leif stood and Natalia took a step back as I switched to Old Irish and began binding the skin of her lips together.
    As far as the earth is concerned, vampires are fair game. They’re nothing but perambulating sacks of carbon and trace minerals that prey on living people, and, as such, I can do whatever I want to them and Gaia is completely chill with it. I didn’t want to unbind Natalia here, because it would be excessively messy, cause panic, and draw unwanted attention to me.