War and Peas

up.“
    “You’re taking this surprisingly well,“ Jane remarked.
    “No use pretending,“ Sharlene said, sounding a little like Babs. “I really think it’s terrible that somebody killed Derek, but I can’t act like I liked him just because it happened. What I think is most awful about it is that it happened here. This is bad for the museum. Bad publicity. Lisa’s going to have a big repair job when this is all over. I’m starting to think somebody’s doing it simply to ruin us. But that’s silly, I know. Nobody would take horrible risks like that just to hurt the museum’s reputation.“
    “I’m confused, too,“ Jane admitted. “There are too many trivial motives, real or imaginary.“
    “That’s exactly it,“ Sharlene agreed. “I can’t imagine killing anyone for any reason, and because we’re all stuck in the middle of this, we’re all thinking of really stupid reasons. It’s easier with Derek than it was with Ms. Palmer.“
    “How do you mean?”
    Sharlene was drying her hands, looking with irritation at the black dust that had stayed under her short, unpolished fingernails. “Just that for all his brains and degrees and everything, he was a couple sandwiches short of a picnic where people were concerned. Lots of book learning, but no tact, no thought for others. Nothing like Mr. Abbot or Tom, for example. They’re both educated and smart, but they don’t run over people. And when they make mistakes, they admit it, instead of trying to blame others.“
    “Mistakes like what?“
    “I was thinking about Mr. Abbot and the bathrooms. I guess no one mentioned that to you.“
    “I don’t think so,“ Jane said, imagining Whitney Abbot walking into a ladies’ room.
    “He had all the plans for the new museum done—the architectural drawings, I mean. And I had a set I was supposed to set up as a display in the main lobby. So I sort of studied them and realized there were no bathrooms on the first floor. I mentioned it to Ms. Palmer, and the next day Mr. Abbot asked me to take down the display and thanked me. He was really nice about it and explained that he’d done it on a computer and had taken out the bathrooms to change some hallway patterns and had forgotten to put them back in. He laughed about all those drains and pipes and things under the hallway.”
    Blaming it on the computer instead of on someone else, Jane thought to herself, but didn’t say anything. A computer couldn’t argue or get its feelings hurt or knock you on the head with a blunt object. At least not yet. Though she suspected that Bill Gates had some if not all of those options in the works.
    “He made it sound like I’d really done him a big favor,“ Sharlene was saying. “He even mentioned it again yesterday.“
    “Yesterday?“
    “He came by to get copies of some forms he needed and to remeasure the height of a couple of the taller exhibits. It’s his job to make sure they can fit through doorways and halls.“
    “When was this?“
    “Oh, in the afternoon sometime. Two? Three?”
    Jane wondered if anybody had mentioned to Sharlene that Derek might have been killed the day before.
    “But when Derek did something wrong,“ Sharlene continued, “or made someone mad, he didn’t seem to notice, and if someone else said something, he started looking for someone to blame. Still, that’s no reason to kill him. Lots of people are annoying and that’s just life. I guess I should feel sorrier than I do. He must have had family that cared about him.“
    “And Georgia,“ Jane said.
    Sharlene nodded. “In her own way. I guess she was lonely and liked having a young man take an interest in her.“
    “That’s a kind, generous interpretation,“ Jane said.
    “No, not really. I feel sorry for her and I think it’s just as bad to feel sorry for people as it is to dislike them. But it’s sad, really, when somebody tries so hard to pretend they’re young when they’re not. I mean, look at Georgia, then look at Babs.“
    “That’s very perceptive. It’s impossible to imagine Babs acting like Georgia at the same age.”
    For some reason, this gave Sharlene the giggles. “I’m sorry. It’s just—well, I suddenly thought of Babs being forty or fifty and wearing poodle skirts and saddle oxfords. Oh, dear. I better not get silly or the police will think I’m nuts.”
    With that, she forced herself to assume a serious, businesslike expression and left.
    Jane trailed along slowly, thinking about Whitney