Wyrd Sisters

down to the dying fire by the standing stone, where the cross-resonances and waves of conflicting echoes focused on a small, elderly woman who was waving an empty bottle.
    “—with a snail if you slow to a crawl, but the hedgehog—”
    “It tastes better at the bottom of the bottle, doesn’t it,” Magrat said, trying to drown out the chorus.
    “That’s right,” said Granny, draining her cup.
    “Is there any more?”
    “I think Gytha finished it, by the sound of it.”
    They sat on the fragrant heather and stared up at the moon.
    “Well, we’ve got a king,” said Granny. “And there’s an end of it.”
    “It’s thanks to you and Nanny, really,” said Magrat, and hiccupped.
    “Why?”
    “None of them would have believed me if you hadn’t spoken up.”
    “Only because we was asked,” said Granny.
    “Yes, but everyone knows witches don’t lie, that’s the important thing. I mean, everyone could see they looked so alike, but that could have been coincidence. You see,” Magrat blushed, “I looked up droit de seigneur . Goodie Whemper had a dictionary.”
    Nanny Ogg stopped singing.
    “Yes,” said Granny Weatherwax. “Well.”
    Magrat became aware of an uncomfortable atmosphere.
    “You did tell the truth, didn’t you?” she said. “They really are brothers, aren’t they?”
    “Oh yes,” said Gytha Ogg. “Definitely. I saw to his mother when your—when the new king was born. And to the queen when young Tomjon was born, and she told me who his father was.”
    “Gytha!”
    “Sorry.”
    The wine was going to her head, but the wheels in Magrat’s mind still managed to turn.
    “Just a minute,” she said.
    “I remember the Fool’s father,” said Nanny Ogg, speaking slowly and deliberately. “Very personable young man, he was. He didn’t get on with his dad, you know, but he used to visit sometimes. To see old friends.”
    “He made friends easily,” said Granny.
    “Among the ladies,” agreed Nanny. “Very athletic, wasn’t he? Could climb walls like nobody’s business, I remember hearing.”
    “He was very popular at court,” said Granny. “I know that much.”
    “Oh, yes. With the queen, at any rate.”
    “The king used to go out hunting such a lot,” said Granny.
    “It was that droit of his,” said Nanny. “Always out and about with it, he was. Hardly ever home o’nights.”
    “Just a minute,” Magrat repeated.
    They looked at her.
    “Yes?” said Granny.
    “ You told everyone they were brothers and that Verence was the older!”
    “That’s right.”
    “And you let everyone believe that—”
    Granny Weatherwax pulled her shawl around her.
    “We’re bound to be truthful,” she said. “But there’s no call to be honest.”
    “No, no, what you’re saying is that the King of Lancre isn’t really—”
    “What I’m saying is ,” said Granny firmly, “that we’ve got a king who is no worse than most and better than many and who’s got his head screwed on right—”
    “Even if it is against the thread,” said Nanny.
    “—and the old king’s ghost has been laid to rest happy, there’s been an enjoyable coronation and some of us got mugs we weren’t entitled to, them being only for the kiddies and, all in all, things are a lot more satisfactory than they might be. That’s what I’m saying. Never mind what should be or what might be or what ought to be. It’s what things are that’s important.”
    “But he’s not really a king!”
    “He might be,” said Nanny.
    “But you just said—”
    “Who knows? The late queen wasn’t very good at counting. Anyway, he doesn’t know he isn’t royalty.”
    “And you’re not going to tell him, are you?” said Granny Weatherwax.
    Magrat stared at the moon, which had a few clouds across it.
    “No,” she said.
    “Right, then,” said Granny. “Anyway, look at it like this. Royalty has to start somewhere. It might as well start with him. It looks as though he means to take it seriously, which is a lot further than most of them take it. He’ll do.”
    Magrat knew she had lost. You always lost against Granny Weatherwax, the only interest was in seeing exactly how. “But I’m surprised at the two of you, I really am,” she said. “You’re witches. That means you have to care about things like truth and tradition and destiny, don’t you?”
    “That’s where you’ve been getting it all wrong,” said Granny. “Destiny is important, see, but people go wrong when they think it controls