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gold.”
    I prefer you dappled in sunlight, with water beading on your naked skin.
He wanted to kiss her, carry her to her bedchamber, throw her on the bed.
. . . she’s been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moon Boy . . .
“I will make a bargain with you. Relieve me of this duty, and my razor is yours to command.”
    Her mouth tightened. She had been drinking hot spiced wine and smelled of nutmeg. “You presume to dicker with me? Need I remind you, you are sworn to obey.”
    â€œI am sworn to protect the king. My place is at his side.”
    â€œYour place is wherever he sends you.”
    â€œTommen puts his seal on every paper that you put in front of him. This is your doing, and it’s folly. Why name Daven your Warden of the West if you have no faith in him?”
    Cersei took a seat beneath the window. Behind her Jaime could see the blackened ruin of the Tower of the Hand. “Why so reluctant, ser? Did you lose your courage with your hand?”
    â€œI swore an oath to Lady Stark, never again to take up arms against the Starks or Tullys.”
    â€œA drunken promise made with a sword at your throat.”
    â€œHow can I defend Tommen if I am not with him?”
    â€œBy defeating his enemies. Father always said that a swift sword stroke is a better defense than any shield. Admittedly, most sword strokes require a hand. Still, even a crippled lion may inspire fear. I want Riverrun. I want Brynden Tully chained or dead. And someone needs to set Harrenhal to rights. We have urgent need of Wylis Manderly, assuming he is still alive and captive, but the garrison has not replied to any of our ravens.”
    â€œThose are Gregor’s men at Harrenhal,” Jaime reminded her. “The Mountain liked them cruel and stupid. Most like they ate your ravens, messages and all.”
    â€œThat’s why I’m sending you. They may eat you as well, brave brother, but I trust you’ll give them indigestion.” Cersei smoothed her skirt. “I want Ser Osmund to command the Kingsguard in your absence.”
    . . . she’s been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moon Boy for all I know . . .
“That’s not your choice. If I must go, Ser Loras will command here in my stead.”
    â€œIs that a jape? You know how I feel about Ser Loras.”
    â€œIf you had not sent Balon Swann to Dorne—”
    â€œI need him there. These Dornishmen cannot be trusted. That red snake championed Tyrion, have you forgotten that? I will not leave my daughter to their mercy. And I will
not
have Loras Tyrell commanding the Kingsguard.”
    â€œSer Loras is thrice the man Ser Osmund is.”
    â€œYour notions of manhood have changed somewhat, brother.”
    Jaime felt his anger rising. “True, Loras does not leer at your teats the way Ser Osmund does, but I hardly think—”
    â€œThink about this.” Cersei slapped his face.
    Jaime made no attempt to block the blow. “I see I need a thicker beard, to cushion me against my queen’s caresses.” He wanted to rip her gown off and turn her blows to kisses. He’d done it before, back when he had two good hands.
    The queen’s eyes were green ice. “You had best go, ser.”
    . . . Lancel, Osmund Kettleblack, and Moon Boy . . .
    â€œAre you deaf as well as maimed? You’ll find the door behind you, ser.”
    â€œAs you command.” Jaime turned on his heel and left her.
    Somewhere the gods were laughing. Cersei had never taken kindly to being balked, he
knew
that. Softer words might have swayed her, yet of late the very sight of her made him angry.
    Part of him would be glad to put King’s Landing behind him. He had no taste for the company of the lickspittles and fools who surrounded Cersei. “The smallest council,” they were calling them in Flea Bottom, according to Addam Marbrand. And Qyburn . . . he might have saved Jaime’s life, but he was still a Bloody Mummer. “Qyburn stinks of secrets,” he warned Cersei. That only made her laugh. “We all have secrets, brother,” she replied.
    . . . she’s been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moon Boy for all I know . . .
    Forty knights and as many esquires awaited him outside the Red Keep’s stables. Half were westermen sworn to House Lannister, the others recent foes turned doubtful friends. Ser Dermot of the Rainwood would carry Tommen’s standard, Red