All Together Dead

northeastern clipped accent.
    “No, I’m dating Quinn,” I said. “Blondie, yourself.” Though at least I was naturally blond. Well, assisted natural. This gal’s hair looked like straw…if straw had dark roots.
    She didn’t like that at all, though I wasn’t sure which part of it displeased her most. “He didn’t say he had a new woman,” she said, and of course she said it in the most insulting way possible.
    I felt free to dip into her skull, and I found there a deep affection for Quinn. She didn’t think any other women were worthy of him. She thought I was a slow southern girl who hid behind men.
    Since this was based on our conversation of less than sixty seconds, I could excuse her for being wrong. I could excuse her for loving Quinn. I couldn’t forgive her overwhelming contempt.
    “Quinn doesn’t have to tell you his personal information,” I said. What I really wanted was to ask her where Quinn was now, but that would definitely hand the advantage to her, so I was going to keep that question to myself. “If you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work, and I assume you do, too.”
    Her dark eyes flashed at me, and she strode off. She was at least four inches taller than me, and very slim. She hadn’t bothered with a bra, and she had little plum-like boobs that jiggled in an eye-catching way. This was a gal who’d always want to be on top. I wasn’t the only one who watched her cross the room. Barry had jettisoned his fantasy about me for a brand-new one.
    I returned to the queen’s side because she and Andre were moving into the convention hall from the lobby. The wide double doors were propped open by a really beautiful pair of urns that held huge arrangements of dried grasses.
    Barry said, “Have you ever been to a real convention, a normal one?”
    “No,” I said, trying to keep my scan of the surrounding crowd up. I wondered how Secret Service agents coped. “Well, I went to one with Sam, a bartending supplies convention, but just for a couple of hours.”
    “Everyone wore a badge, right?”
    “If you can call a thing on a lanyard around your neck a badge, yeah.”
    “That’s so workers at the door can be sure you’ve paid your admittance, and so that unauthorized people won’t come in.”
    “Yeah, so?”
    Barry went silent. So, you see anyone with a badge? You see anyone checking?
    No one but us. And what do we know? The whore might be an undercover spy for the northeastern vampires. Or something worse, I added more soberly.
    They’re used to being the strongest and scariest, Barry said. They might fear each other, but they don’t seriously fear humans, not when they’re together.
    I took his point. The Britlingen had already aroused my concern, and now I was even more worried.
    Then I looked back at the doors to the hotel. They were guarded, now that it was dark, by armed vampires instead of armed humans. The front desk, too, was staffed with vampires wearing the hotel uniform, and those vampires were scanning each and every person who walked in the doors. This building was not as laxly protected as it might seem. I relaxed and decided to check out the booths in the convention hall.
    There was one for prosthetic fangs that you could have implanted; they came in natural ivory, silver, or gold, and the really expensive ones retracted by means of a tiny motor when your tongue pressed a tiny button in your mouth. “Undetectable from the real thing,” an elderly man was assuring a vampire with a long beard and braided hair. “And sharp, oh goodness, yes!” I couldn’t figure out who would want a pair. A vamp with a broken tooth? A vamp wannabe who wanted to pretend? A human looking for a little role-playing?
    The next booth sold CDs of music from various historical eras, like Russian Folk Songs of the Eighteenth Century or Italian Chamber Music, the Early Years. It was doing a brisk business. People always like the music of their prime, even if that prime was centuries past.
    The next booth was Bill’s, and it had a large sign arching over the temporary “walls” of the enclosure. VAMPIRE IDENTIFICATION , it said simply. TRACK DOWN ANY VAMPIRE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME. ALL YOU NEED IS A COMPUTER-SMART MINION, said a smaller sign. Bill was talking to a female vamp who was extending her credit card to him, and Pam was popping a CD case into a little bag. Pam caught my eye and winked. She was wearing a campy harem outfit, which I would have supposed she’d refuse to