Breathless

Hardy.”
    “Obviously.”
    “When did you figure it out?”
    “Before I took your case,” Liddon said.
    “You did my case pro bono.”
    “You didn’t have any money.”
    “Thought you defended me because you believed.”
    “In your innocence? No. Never.”
    “So you did it pro bono because …?”
    “What do you think, Rudy?”
    “In case one day you needed someone like me.”
    “There you go.”
    “Were you married when you took my case?”
    “Only a few months.”
    “Did you know then that maybe …”
    “No, no. I loved her then.”
    “That’s sad.”
    Liddon shrugged. “Life.”
    “You do a lot of pro bono work.”
    “I try to give what time I can.”
    “So you have others like me?”
    “A couple. If I need them.”
    “Well, I want you to know I’m grateful.”
    “Thank you, Rudy.”
    “Not just for back then, but for this opportunity, too.”
    “I know you’re meticulous. Now I better be going.” He took two steps across the green, toward the woods, then turned to look once more at the groundskeeper. “I’m a little curious, too.”
    “About what?”
    “Since Judy Hardy, have you …”
    “Yes.”
    “Often?” Liddon asked.
    “I make myself wait between.”
    “Is it difficult—waiting?”
    “Yes. But then it’s sweeter when I do one.”
    “How long is the wait?”
    “Six months. Eight.”
    “Have you ever come under suspicion again?”
    “No. And I never will.”
    “You’re a smart and careful man. That’s why I took your case.”
    “Besides, people like me,” said Neems.
    “Yes. They do. That’s always a plus.”
    Liddon continued across the green, across the rough, to the footpath through the woods. He was two hundred yards from the most terrifying encounter of his life.

Forty

H
enry.”
    The dream was a montage of action close-ups: long bare limbs thrashing, blond hair tossing, red-nailed hands clutching with desire and striking out defensively, ripe mouth open in rapture but then shaping a silent scream of sublime terror.
    As he woke, Henry Rouvroy thought he heard someone whispering his name.
    “Henry.”
    In sleep, he had slid onto his side. Now he sat up, his back against the closet wall.
    The shotgun. He had let go of it. He fumbled in the dark, found the 20-gauge.
    More likely than not, he dreamed the voice. He listened but heard nothing.
    Beyond the open door, the bedroom was brighter than when he had taken up his post in the closet, but it wasn’t as bright as it would have been with a lamp on.
    Dawn had come. Morning sun seeped around the edges of the closed draperies.
    Wincing, flexing his left foot to defeat a cramp, Henry rose and moved cautiously to the doorway.
    Again he listened. After a silence, he heard the thinnest of whistles—and his heart clenched for a moment, until he realized that the sound was his own flatulence.
    Sausage, cheese, and a plebeian bread for dinner had been a mistake, a shock to the system.
    Less than a day on the farm, and already his standards and conduct had begun to deteriorate. One could not overestimate the dangerous effects that a rustic way of life could have on a man’s personality and intellect, even after he had been prepared in the finest private schools and polished to a high finish at Harvard. Without the daily stimulation of life in a big city, without continuous wit-sharpening interaction with other well-educated and sophisticated people, he might become countrified, coarse, uncouth. The
Times
probably wasn’t distributed in this benighted region’s one-horse hamlets and jerkwaters, and the illiterate inbred clerk at the newsstand no doubt sold
Vanity Fair
in a plain brown wrapper.
    While Henry listened to his oscillating butt whistle as it diminished to a final peep, he realized that when he stocked the potato cellar and the converted horse stalls with women, he should attempt to find at least one who had gone away to the right schools and returned to this intellectual wasteland for whatever misguided reasons. If he couldn’t find one who was witty
and
sexy, he might be wise to imprison a plain woman who was a good conversationalist with refined tastes, strictly for the purpose of honing his intellect and maintaining his clarified and supreme aesthetics.
    The unfortunate consequences of his rectal recital prevented Henry from remaining in the closet. In need of fresh air, he decided that if his name had been spoken, the whisperer had been a figure in his dream, and he moved into the