Definitely Dead

O’Hara. As his aura wrapped around me, the unpleasant go-away compulsion eased. I drew a deep breath of relief. The magic could no longer recognize me as human, at least not decisively. Though the bar still seemed unattractive and mildly repellent, I could enter without wanting to be sick.
    Maybe it was the lingering effects of the spell, but after we’d entered it, the bar still seemed unattractive and mildly repellent. I wouldn’t say all conversation ceased when we walked in, but there was a definite lull in the noise that filled the bar. A jukebox was playing “Bad Moon Rising,” which was like the Were national anthem, and the motley collection of Weres and shifters seemed to reorient themselves.
    “Humans are not allowed in this place!” A very young woman leaped across the bar in one muscular surge and strode forward. She was wearing fishnet stockings and high-heeled boots, a red leather bustier—well, a bustier that wished it was made of red leather, it was probably more like Naugahyde—and a black band of cloth that I supposed she called a skirt. It was like she’d pulled a tube top on, and then worked it down. It was so tight I thought it might roll up all at once, like a window shade.
    She didn’t like my smile, correctly reading it as a comment on her ensemble.
    “Get your human ass out of here,” she said, and growled. Unfortunately, it didn’t sound too threatening, since she hadn’t had any practice at putting the menace into it, and I could feel my smile widen. The dress-challenged teen had the poor impulse control of the very new Were, and she pulled her hand back to punch me.
    Then Quinn snarled.
    The sound came from deep in his belly, and it was thunderous, the deep sound of it penetrating every corner of the bar. The bartender, a biker type with beard and hair of considerable length and tattoos that covered his bare arms, reached down below the bar. I knew he was pulling out a shotgun.
    Not for the first time, I wondered if I shouldn’t start going armed everywhere I went. In my law-abiding life, I had never seen the need until the past few months. The jukebox cut off just then, and the silence of the bar was just as deafening as the noise had been.
    “Please don’t get the gun out,” I said, smiling brightly at the bartender. I could feel it stretching my lips, that too-bright grin that made me look a little nuts. “We come in peace,” I added, on a crazy impulse, showing them my empty palms.
    A shifter who’d been standing at the bar laughed, a sharp bark of startled amusement. The tension began to ratchet down a notch. The young woman’s hand dropped to her side, and she took a step back. Her gaze flickered from Quinn to me and back again. Both the bartender’s hands were in sight now.
    “Hello, Sookie,” said a familiar voice. Amanda, the red-haired Were who’d been chauffeuring Dr. Ludwig the day before, was sitting at a table in a dark corner. (Actually, the room seemed to be full of dark corners.)
    With Amanda was a husky man in his late thirties. Both were supplied with drinks and a bowl of snack mix. They had company at the table, a couple sitting with their backs to me. When they turned, I recognized Alcide and Maria-Star. They turned cautiously, as if any sudden movement might trigger violence. Maria-Star’s brain was a motley jumble of anxiety, pride, and tension. Alcide’s was just conflicted. He didn’t know how to feel.
    That made two of us.
    “Hey, Amanda,” I said, my voice as cheerful as my smile. It wouldn’t do to let the silence pile up.
    “I’m honored to have the legendary Quinn in my bar,” Amanda said, and I realized that, whatever other jobs she might have, she owned the Hair of the Dog. “Are you two out for an evening on the town, or is there some special reason for your visit?”
    Since I had no idea why we were there, I had to defer to Quinn for an answer, which didn’t make me look too good, in my opinion.
    “There’s a very good reason, though I’ve long wanted to visit your bar,” Quinn said in a courtly, formal style that had come out of nowhere.
    Amanda inclined her head, which seemed to be a signal for Quinn to continue.
    “This evening, my date and I were attacked in a public place, with civilians all around us.”
    No one seemed awfully upset or astonished by this. In fact, Miss Fashion-Challenged shrugged her bare skinny shoulders.
    “We were attacked by Weres,” Quinn said.
    Now we got the big reaction. Heads and