Dust of Dreams

that?’
    ‘Why, one of airy aplomb.’
    Her brows lifted. ‘Most would view your aired aplomb with horror, sire. But not,’ she added with a winning smile, ‘me.’
    ‘Gods below,’ Janath sighed, rubbing at her brow.
    ‘What sort of petition is this?’ Tehol demanded. ‘You’re not here representing the Rat Catchers’ Guild at all, are you?’
    ‘Actually, I am. To further cement our ties. As everyone knows, sex is the glue that holds society together, so I figured—’
    ‘Sex? Glue?’ Tehol sat forward. ‘Now I’m intrigued. But let’s put that aside forthe moment. Bugg, prepare a proclamation. The King shall have sex with every powerful woman in the city, assuming she can be definitively determined to actually be a woman—we’ll need to devise some sort of gauge, get the Royal Engineers on it.’
    ‘Why stop with powerful women?’ Janath asked her husband. ‘Don’t forget the power that exists in a household, after all. And what about a similar proclamation for the Queen?’
    Bugg said, ‘There was a tribe once where the chief and his wife had the privilege of bedding imminent brides and grooms the night before the marriage.’
    ‘Really?’
    ‘No, sire,’ admitted Bugg, ‘I just made that up.’
    ‘I can write it into our histories if you like,’ said Janath in barely concealed excitement.
    Tehol made a face. ‘My wife becomes unseemly.’
    ‘Just tossing my coin into this treasure trove of sordid idiocy, beloved. Rucket, you and I need to sit down and have a little talk.’
    ‘I never talk with the other woman,’ pronounced Rucket, standing straighter and lifting her chin.
    Tehol slapped his hands. ‘Well, another meeting done! What shall we do now? I’m for bed.’ And then, with a quick glance at Janath, ‘In the company of my dearest wife, of course.’
    ‘We haven’t even had supper yet, husband.’
    ‘Supper in bed! We can invite—oh, scratch that.’
    Brys stepped forward. ‘About the army.’
    ‘Oh, it’s always about the army with you. Order more boots.’
    ‘That’s just it—I need more money.’
    ‘Bugg, give him more money.’
    ‘How much, sire?’
    ‘Whatever he needs for the boots and whatnot.’
    ‘It’s not boots,’ said Brys. ‘It’s training.’
    ‘They’re going to train without boots? Extraordinary.’
    ‘I want to make use of these Malazans quartered in our city. These “marines.” And their tactics. I want to reinvent the entire Letherii military. I want to hire the Malazan sergeants.’
    ‘And does their Adjunct find this acceptable?’
    ‘She does. Her soldiers are getting bored and that’s not good.’
    ‘I imagine not. Do we know when they’re leaving?’
    Brys frowned. ‘You’re asking me? Why not ask her?’
    ‘Ah, the agenda is set for the next meeting, then.’
    ‘Shall I inform the Adjunct?’ Bugg asked.
    Tehol rubbed his chin, and then nodded. ‘That would be wise, yes, Bugg. Very wise. Well done.’
    ‘What about my petition?’ demanded Rucket. ‘I got dressed up and everything!’
    ‘I will take it under advisement.’
    ‘Great. How about a Royal Kiss in the meantime?’
    Tehol fidgeted on his throne.
    ‘Airy aplomb shrinking, husband? Clearly, it knows better than you that there are limits to my forbearance.’
    ‘Well,’ said Rucket, ‘what about a Royal Squeeze?’
    ‘There’s an idea,’ said Bugg, ‘raise the taxes. On guilds.’
    ‘Fine,’ snapped Rucket, ‘I’m leaving. Another petition rejected by the King. Making the mob ever more restive.’
    ‘What mob?’ Tehol asked.
    ‘The one I’m about to assemble.’
    ‘You wouldn’t.’
    ‘A woman scorned, ’tis a dangerous thing, sire.’
    ‘Oh, give her a kiss and squeeze, husband. I’ll avert my eyes.’
    Tehol leapt to his feet, and then quickly sat back down. ‘In a moment,’ he gasped.
    ‘Gives a new meaning to regal bearing,’ commented Bugg.
    But Rucket was smiling. ‘Let’s just take that as a promissory note.’
    ‘And the mob?’ asked Bugg.
    ‘Miraculously dispersed in a dreamy sigh, O Chancellor, or whatever you are.’
    ‘I’m the Royal Engineers—yes, all of them. Oh, and Treasurer.’
    ‘And Spittoon Mangler,’ Tehol added.
    The others frowned.
    Bugg scowled at Tehol. ‘I’d been pleasantly distracted until you said that.’
    ‘Is something wrong?’ Brys asked.
    ‘Ah, brother,’ Tehol said, ‘we need to send you to the Adjunct—with a warning.’
    ‘Oh?’
    ‘Bugg?’
    ‘I’ll walk you out,