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Feet of Clay

Feet of Clay

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Autoren: Terry Pratchett
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wielded at the Battle of Koom Valley, killing fifty-seven trolls although”—and here Carrot’s tone changed down from enthusiasm to civic respectability—“that was a long time ago and we shouldn’t let ancient history blind us to the realities of a multi-ethnic society in the Century of the Fruitbat.”
    There was a creak of a door.
    Then: “This battle bread,” said Angua, indistinctly. “Black, isn’t it? Quite a lot bigger than normal bread?”
    “Yes, that’s right,” said Carrot.
    “And Mr. Hopkinson…A short man? Little white pointy beard?”
    “That’s him.”
    “And his head all smashed in?”
    “What?”
    “I think you’d better come and look,” said Angua, backing away.

    Dragon King of Arms sat alone among his candles.
    So that was Commander Sir Samuel Vimes , he mused. Stupid man. Clearly can’t see beyond the chip on his shoulder. And people like that rise to high office these days. Still, such people have their uses, which presumably is why Vetinari has elevated him. Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…
    He sighed, and pulled another tome towards him. It was not much bigger than many others which lined his study, a fact which might have surprised anyone who knew its contents.
    He was rather proud of it. It was quite an unusual piece of work, but he had been surprised—or would have been surprised, had Dragon been really surprised at anything at all for the last hundred years or so—at how easy some of it had been. He didn’t even need to read it now. He knew it by heart. The family trees were properly planted, the words were down there on the page, and all he had to do was sing along.
    The first page was headed: “The Descent of King Carrot I, by the Grace of the Gods King of Ankh-Morpork.” A long and complex family tree occupied the next dozen pages until it reached: Married ( )…The words there were merely pencilled in.
    “Delphine Angua von Uberwald,” said Dragon aloud. “Father—and, ah-ha, sire —Baron Guye von Uberwald, also known as Silvertail; mother, Mme. Serafine Soxe-Bloonberg, also known as Yellowfang, of Genua…”
    It had been quite an achievement, that part. He had expected his agents to have had some difficulty with the more lupine areas of Angua’s ancestry, but it turned out that mountain wolves took quite a lot of interest in that sort of thing as well. Angua’s ancestors had definitely been among the leaders of the pack.
    Dragon King of Arms grinned. As far as he was concerned, species was a secondary consideration. What really mattered in an individual was a good pedigree.
    Ah, well. That was the future as it might have been.
    He pushed the book aside. One of the advantages of a life much longer than average was that you saw how fragile the future was. Men said things like “peace in our time” or “an empire that will last a thousand years,” and less than half a lifetime later no one even remembered who they were, let alone what they had said or where the mob had buried their ashes. What changed history were smaller things. Often a few strokes of the pen would do the trick.
    He pulled another tome towards him. The frontispiece bore the words. “The Descent of King…” Now, what would the man call himself? That at least was not calculable. Oh, well…
    Dragon picked up his pencil and wrote: “Nobbs.”
    He smiled in the candlelit room.
    People kept on talking about the true king of Ankh-Morpork, but history taught a cruel lesson. It said—often in words of blood—that the true king was the one who got crowned.

    Books filled this room, too. That was the first impression—one of dank, oppressive bookishness.
    The late Father Tubelcek was sprawled across a drift of fallen books. He was certainly dead. No one could have bled that much and still been alive. Or survived for long with a head like a deflated football. Someone must have hit him with a lump hammer.
    “This old lady came running out screaming,” said Constable Visit, saluting. “So I went in and it was just like this, sir.”
    “ Just like this, Constable Visit?”
    “Yes, sir. And the name’s Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets, sir.”
    “Who was the old lady?”
    “She says she’s Mrs. Kanacki, sir. She says she always brings him his meals. She says she does for him.”
    “ Does for him?”
    “You know, sir. Cleaning and sweeping.”
    There was, indeed, a tray on the floor, along with a broken bowl and

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