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The Art of Discworld (with Paul Kidby)
Mort: A Discworld Big Comic (with Graham Higgins)
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* He subsequently got dead-drunk and was shanghaied aboard a merchantman bound for strange and foreign parts, where he met lots of young ladies who didn’t wear many clothes. He eventually died from stepping on a tiger. A good deed goes around the world.
† That is to say, the sort you can use to give something three extra legs and then blow it up.
* Town hall
** Because Ankh-Morpork doesn’t have a town hall.
† Yeast bowl
* Commander Vimes, on the other hand, was all for giving criminals a short, sharp shock. It really depended on how tightly they could be tied to the lightning rod.
* Constable Visit was an Omnian, whose country’s traditional approach to evangelism was to put unbelievers to torture and the sword. Things had become a lot more civilized these days but Omnians still had a strenuous and indefatigable approach to spreading the Word, and had merely changed the nature of the weapons. Constable Visit spent his days off in company with his co-religionist
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