From Dead to Worse

your emotional neck. And I’d grown both sick and tired of Debbie Pelt. Then her sister and her parents had begun giving me grief, had had me kidnapped. The tables had turned, and I’d held them in my power. In return for me letting them go, they’d agreed to leave me alone. Sandra had promised to stay away until her parents died. I had to wonder if the elder Pelts were still among the living.
    I started up my car and began cruising around Bon Temps, waving at familiar faces in almost every vehicle I passed. I had no idea what to do. I stopped at the little town park and got out of my car. I began to stroll, my hands jammed in my pockets. My head was all in a snarl.
    I remembered the night I’d confessed to my first lover, Bill, that my great-uncle had molested me when I’d been a child. Bill had taken my story so to heart that he had arranged for a visitor to drop by my great-uncle’s house. Lo and behold, my uncle had died from a fall down the stairs. I’d been furious at Bill for taking over my own past. But I couldn’t deny that having my great-uncle dead had felt good. That profound relief had made me feel complicit in the assassination.
    When I’d been trying to find survivors in the twisted debris of the Pyramid of Gizeh, I’d found someone still living, a vampire who wanted to keep me firmly under his control for the queen’s benefit. Andre had been terribly wounded, but he would have lived if an injured Quinn hadn’t crawled over and snuffed Andre out. I’d walked away without stopping Quinn or saving Andre, and that had made me several degrees more guilty of Andre’s death than of my great-uncle’s.
    I strode through the empty park, kicking at the stray leaves that came my way. I was struggling with a sick temptation. I had only to say the word to any of many members of the supernatural community, and Tanya would be dead. Or I could set my sights on the source and have Sandra taken out. And again—what a relief her departure from the world would be.
    I just couldn’t do it.
    But I couldn’t live with Tanya nipping at my heels, either. She’d done her best to ruin my brother’s already shaky relationship with his wife. That was just wrong.
    I finally thought of the right person to consult. And she lived with me, so that was convenient.
    When I got back to my house, Amelia’s dad and his obliging chauffeur had departed. Amelia was in the kitchen, washing dishes.
    “Amelia,” I said, and she jumped. “Sorry,” I apologized. “I should’ve walked heavier.”
    “I was hoping that my dad and I understood each other a little better,” she confessed. “But I don’t think that’s really true. He just needs me to do something for him now and then.”
    “Well, at least we got the firewood split.”
    She laughed a little and dried off her hands. “You look like you have something big to say.”
    “I want to clear the decks before I tell you this long story. I’m doing your dad a favor, but I’m really doing it for you,” I said. “I’ll call Fangtasia for your father no matter what, because you’re my roommate and that’ll make you happy. So that’s a done deal. Now I’m going to tell you about a terrible thing I did.”
    Amelia sat at the table and I sat opposite her, just like Marley and I had done earlier. “This sounds interesting,” she said. “I’m ready. Bring it on.”
    I told Amelia all about it: Debbie Pelt, Alcide, Sandra Pelt and her parents, their vow that Sandra would never bother me again while they lived. What they had on me and how I felt about it. Tanya Grissom, spy and sneak and saboteur of my brother’s marriage.
    “Whoa,” she said when I’d finished. She thought for a minute. “Okay, first off, let’s check on Mr. and Mrs. Pelt.” We used the computer I’d brought back from Hadley’s apartment in New Orleans. It took all of five minutes to discover that Gordon and Barbara Pelt had died two weeks before when they’d attempted to make a left turn into a gas station only to be hit broadside by a tractor trailer.
    We looked at each other, our noses wrinkled. “Ewww,” Amelia said. “Bad way to go.”
    “I wonder if she even waited till they were in the ground before she activated the Aggravate Sookie to Death plan,” I said.
    “This bitch isn’t going to let up. You sure Debbie Pelt was adopted? Because this totally vindictive attitude seems to run in that family.”
    “They must have really bonded,” I said. “In fact, I got the