Gingerbread Man

but I’m not
visually impaired
, I’m fucking blind—hated being under-estimated by the sighted. I enjoyed letting them think I was some kind of wonder-kid. It was good PR and amused me to boot. And amusing myself was hard when I was in the hospital and therefore in public, and therefore forced to play my Positive Polly role to the hilt. No slips allowed. BW would have my head.
    BW, by the way, was my agent. Belinda Waubach, aka Barracuda Woman.
    "Those are store-bought glasses, right? You got them off a rack at a Walmart or a CVS, didn’t you?"
    "Price Chopper. I only need them for close-up stuff."
    "It’s the corneas. You need a transplant to fix it. Sadly, they save them all for people like me—not me specifically, of course. My body hates foreign corneas. Rejects them almost before the surgery’s over." I smelled sweet pea and jasmine. "Are we about finished? My sister’s here to see me."
    "You—" He stopped, and I heard him shift positions, probably to look behind him at the doorway where Sandra stood.
    "Is she messing with your head, Officer?" she asked.
    "She’s amazing," the cop said, thereby taking off ten pounds in my mental image-maker. Hell, he’d earned it. He still had bad acne scars and a hint of rosacea, though.
    "Amazing my ass, she smelled my body wash." Sandra came close, leaned over, we hugged, yada yada. "One of these days I’ll switch brands and screw you up royally, Rache," she threatened.
    "It’s not bad enough you pick a fragrance worn by a third of the women who shop at Bath and Body Works?"
    She straightened, and I pasted a smile on my face and hoped my eyes weren’t doing anything stupid. Sandra and others had assured me that they didn’t, but I didn’t believe them, which is why I am rarely seen without sunglasses. I mean, why tell me, right? It’s not like I could check in the mirror and prove them liars.
    "How are you, sis?" she asked softly.
    My sister, Sandra, was my only claim to normal. She was a soccer mom in the best sense of the word. She had twin teenage daughters bearing the ridiculous names of Christy and Misty—no, I am
not
kidding—and a husband named Jim who worshipped at her feet. And why is it every great husband I know is named Jim? Anyway, this particular Jim was a pharmacist. Sandra was a real estate agent. Independent. Office in her basement and doing pretty damn well for herself. She and her family were so perfect, it was amazing I didn’t have to check my blood sugar around them.
    "Bruised rib and a concussion," I said. "Nothing big, but they want me overnight and they took my fu
-—
"
Oops.
Cop’s still sitting there.
"They took my darn glasses."
    "Did you give them hell?"
    "Only a little," I lied.
    "We need to get you home before you destroy your career."
    "You’re right. I’m not even gonna argue. I was going to go hunt the glasses down myself as soon as Officer Bob here finishes with me." I tilted my head his way. "That was your cue," I whispered.
    He laughed a nervous laugh. "Okay, I have all I need. And, uh—here." He moved again, getting up, and then a plastic bag rattled. "It says personal effects, and I see some sunglasses in the bottom of the bag."
    I took it from him, and felt my glasses in the bottom. "Hey, thanks. I guess I should have asked you to begin with." I fished them out fast and pushed them onto my face. My relief was so intense I felt like I melted in the bed a little.
    "I hope you recover fast, Ms. de Luca." Sincere and mildly amused. He thought I was cute. I hated being thought of as cute.
    "Oh, I know I will," I told him. "I’ll just raise my vibe until my body has to rise up to match it." Oh, my agent would have
kissed
me for that one. Funny how no one ever responded with the obvious question; "Why the hell are you blind, then?" Maybe they did, behind my back. Who knew? I didn’t care, as long as they kept buying the books. And the affirmation cards, and the annual calendar.
    The cop should have left then. He really should have.
    But instead he said, "If there’s anything you need, don’t hesitate to call."
    "I need my brother found, Officer. I think I’ve told you that already."
    "I know, I know. Look, it’s not my case, but I’ll see who I can nudge, all right?"
    "No. It’s nowhere near all right."
    My sister swung her hip sideways, bumping my bed hard enough to shake it.
    "But it’ll do for now," I added. "Thanks, Officer."
    "You’re welcome, Ms. de Luca."
    I waited until I knew he was gone. It’s