Harry Potter 05 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

for the expulsion of Peeves … oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge …’
    Umbridge had obviously gone to some lengths to get Filch on her side, Harry thought, and the worst of it was that he would probably prove an important weapon; his knowledge of the school’s secret passageways and hiding places was probably second only to that of the Weasley twins.
    ‘Here we are,’ he said, leering down at Harry as he rapped three times on Professor Umbridge’s door and pushed it open. ‘The Potter boy to see you, Ma’am.’
    Umbridge’s office, so very familiar to Harry from his many detentions, was the same as usual except for the large wooden block lying across the front of her desk on which golden letters spelled the word: HEADMISTRESS. Also, his Firebolt and Fred and George’s Cleansweeps, which he saw with a pang, were chained and padlocked to a stout iron peg in the wall behind the desk.
    Umbridge was sitting behind the desk, busily scribbling on some of her pink parchment, but she looked up and smiled widely at their entrance.
    ‘Thank you, Argus,’ she said sweetly.
    ‘Not at all, Ma’am, not at all,’ said Filch, bowing as low as his rheumatism would permit, and exiting backwards.
    ‘Sit,’ said Umbridge curtly, pointing towards a chair. Harry sat. She continued to scribble for a few moments. He watched some of the foul kittens gambolling around the plates over her head, wondering what fresh horror she had in store for him.
    ‘Well, now,’ she said finally, setting down her quill and looking like a toad about to swallow a particularly juicy fly. ‘What would you like to drink?’
    ‘What?’ said Harry, quite sure he had misheard her.
    ‘To drink, Mr Potter,’ she said, smiling still more widely. ‘Tea? Coffee? Pumpkin juice?’
    As she named each drink, she gave her short wand a wave, and a cup or glass of it appeared on her desk.
    ‘Nothing, thank you,’ said Harry.
    ‘I wish you to have a drink with me,’ she said, her voice becoming dangerously sweet. ‘Choose one.’
    ‘Fine … tea then,’ said Harry, shrugging.
    She got up and made quite a performance of adding milk with her back to him. She then bustled around the desk with it, smiling in a sinisterly sweet fashion.
    ‘There,’ she said, handing it to him. ‘Drink it before it gets cold, won’t you? Well, now, Mr Potter … I thought we ought to have a little chat, after the distressing events of last night.’
    He said nothing. She settled herself back into her seat and waited. When several long moments had passed in silence, she said gaily, ‘You’re not drinking up!’
    He raised the cup to his lips and then, just as suddenly, lowered it. One of the horrible painted kittens behind Umbridge had great round blue eyes just like Mad-Eye Moody’s magical one and it had just occurred to Harry what Mad-Eye would say if he ever heard that Harry had drunk anything offered by a known enemy.
    ‘What’s the matter?’ said Umbridge, who was still watching him. ‘Do you want sugar?’
    ‘No,’ said Harry.
    He raised the cup to his lips again and pretended to take a sip, though keeping his mouth tightly closed. Umbridge’s smile widened.
    ‘Good,’ she whispered. ‘Very good. Now then …’ She leaned forwards a little. ‘Where is Albus Dumbledore?’
    ‘No idea,’ said Harry promptly.
    ‘Drink up, drink up,’ she said, still smiling. ‘Now, Mr Potter, let us not play childish games. I know that you know where he has gone. You and Dumbledore have been in this together from the beginning. Consider your position, Mr Potter …’
    ‘I don’t know where he is.’
    Harry pretended to drink again.
    ‘Very well,’ said Umbridge, looking displeased. ‘In that case, you will kindly tell me the whereabouts of Sirius Black.’
    Harry’s stomach turned over and his hand holding the teacup shook so that it rattled in its saucer. He tilted the cup to his mouth with his lips pressed together, so that some of the hot liquid trickled down on to his robes.
    ‘I don’t know,’ he said, a little too quickly.
    ‘Mr Potter,’ said Umbridge, ‘let me remind you that it was I who almost caught the criminal Black in the Gryffindor fire in October. I know perfectly well it was you he was meeting and if I had had any proof neither of you would be at large today, I promise you. I repeat, Mr Potter … where is Sirius Black?’
    ‘No idea,’ said Harry loudly. ‘Haven’t got a clue.’
    They