Hounded

didn’t stop there; she’d never met a piece of it she didn’t like, as long as it wasn’t black. Her belt and sleeveless vest were dyed forest green, and some supporting material underneath, the same chocolate brown of her boots, suggested that it loved its job. A strip of green rawhide was wrapped repeatedly around her left forearm to protect it from the lash of her bowstring, and it bore signs of recent abuse. » The very best, Flidais. My apologies. « Flidais was one of the few who could pull off the invisibility trick. The best I could manage was a decent camouflage. She nodded curtly, acknowledging my apology as her due, and continued as if I had never bothered her with such sauciness.
    » It quickly became a tracking operation, though. My chariot could not keep up with his truck. By the time I caught up with him, his truck was parked in one of those asphalt wastelands. What are they called again? « The Tuatha Dé Danann have no problem asking Druids for information. That’s what we’re for, after all. The secret to becoming an old Druid instead of a dead Druid is to betray nary a hint of condescension when answering even the simplest of questions.
    » They are called parking lots, « I replied.
    » Ah, yes, thank you. He came out of a building called ‘Crussh,’ holding one of these potions. Are you familiar with the building, Druid? «
    » I believe that is a smoothie bar in England. «
    » Quite right. So after I killed him and stowed his body next to the doe, I sampled his smoothie concoction in the parking lot and found it to be quite delicious. «
    See, sentences like that are why I nurture a healthy fear of the Tuatha Dé Danann. Now, I will be the first to admit that human life was not worth much to my generation in the Iron Age, but Flidais and her kind are forever rooted in Bronze Age morality, which goes something like this: If it pleases me, then it is good and I want more; If it displeases me, then it must be destroyed as soon as possible, but preferably in a way that enhances my reputation so that I can achieve immortality in the songs of bards. They simply do not think like modern people, and it is because of them that the Fae have such twisted senses of right and wrong.
    Flidais took an experimental sip of her smoothie and her face lit up, very pleased with herself. » Ah, I think the mortals are on to something here, « she said. » Anyway, Druid—what name are you using now? « A faint crinkle appeared between her eyes.
    » Atticus, « I said.
    » Atticus? « The crinkle deepened. » Does anyone actually believe you are Greek? «
    » Nobody pays attention to names here. «
    » Then what do they pay attention to? «
    » Crude displays of personal wealth. « I stared at the remaining liquid in the blender and hoped that Flidais would get the hint. » Shiny trucks, shiny rocks on their fingers, that sort of thing. « Sure enough, she noticed that my attention was not totally centered on her.
    » What are you—oh, would you like some of my smoothie? Help yourself, Atticus. «
    » That is most considerate of you. « I smiled as I reached for another glass. I thought of the stoners who came into my shop earlier, probably already dead at the hands of the Morrigan, and how they would have been equally dead had they found Flidais in their kitchen. They would have seen her and said something like, » Yo, bitch, the fuck you doin’ with my strawberries? « and those would have been their last words. Bronze Age manners are tough to fathom for modern men, by and large, but it’s fairly simple: The guest is to be treated like a god, because he may, in fact, be a god in disguise. I had no doubts on that score when it came to Flidais.
    » Not at all, « she replied. » You are a gracious host. But to finally answer your question, I went into the Crussh building and watched the mortals use these machines to make smoothies, and that is how I learned of them. « She considered her drink for a moment, and the crinkle appeared between her eyes again. » Do you not find this age to be horribly strange, so much of the sublime alongside the abominable? «
    » I do indeed, « I said as I poured some red slush into my glass. » It is fortunate that we remain to preserve the traditions of a better time. «
    » That’s what I have come to see you about, Atticus, « she said.
    » Preserving traditions? «
    » No. Remaining. « Oh, bloody hell. That did not sound good.
    » I would love to hear about it. But