Jingo

Detritus’s forehead. “‘Whereby it is…ack-no-legg-ed…’”
    “Acknowledged,” whispered Constable Visit.
    “I knew dat.” Detritus stared at the paper again, and then gave up. “Youse don’t want to stand here listenin’ to me all day!” he bellowed. “Dis is der Riot Act and you’ve all got to read it, right? Pass it round.”
    “What if we don’t read it?” said a voice in the crowd.
    “You got to read it. It legal .”
    “And then what happens?”
    “Den I shoot you,” said Detritus.
    “That’s not allowed!” said another voice. “You’ve got to shout ‘Stop! Armed watchman!’ first.”
    “Sure, dat suits me,” said Detritus. He shrugged one huge shoulder to bring his crossbow under his arm. It was a siege bow, intended to be mounted on the cart. The bolt was six feet long. “It harder to hit runnin’ targets.”
    He released the safety catch.
    “Anyone finishing readin’ dat thing yet?”
    “Sergeant!”
    Vimes pushed his way through the crowd. And it was a crowd now. Ankh-Morpork was always a good audience.
    There was a clang as Detritus saluted.
    “Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?”
    “Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.”
    “Really? Just give me a moment to talk to them, then.”
    Vimes looked at the man next to him. He was holding a flaming torch in one hand and a long length of wood in the other. He gave Vimes the nervously defiant stare of someone who has just felt the ground shift under his feet.
    Vimes pulled the torch toward him and lit a cigar. “What’s happening here, friend?”
    “The Klatchians have been shooting people, Mr. Vimes! Unprovoked attack!”
    “Really?”
    “People have been killed!”
    “Who?”
    “I…there were…everyone knows they’ve been killing people!” The man’s mental footsteps found safer ground. “Who do they think they are, coming over—”
    “That’s enough,” said Vimes. He stood back and raised his voice.
    “I recognize a lot of you,” he said. “And I know you’ve got homes to go to. See this?” He pulled his baton of office out of his pocket. “This says I’ve got to keep the peace. So in ten seconds I’m going somewhere else to find some peace to keep, but Detritus is going to stay here. And I just hope he doesn’t do anything to disgrace the uniform. Or get it very dirty, at least.”
    Irony was not a degree-level subject among the listeners, but the brighter ones recognized Vimes’s expression. It said that here was a man hanging on to his patience by his teeth.
    The mob dispersed, going ragged at the edges as people legged it down side alleys, threw away their makeshift weapons and emerged at the other end walking the grave, thoughtful walk of honest citizens.
    “All right, what happened ?” said Vimes, turning to the troll.
    “We’re hearing where dis boy shot dis man,” said Detritus. “We got here, next minute it rainin’ people from everywhere, shoutin’.”
    “He smote him as Hudrun smote the fleshpots of Ur,” said Constable Visit. *
    “Smote?” said Vimes, bewildered. “He killed someone?”
    “Not by der way der man was cussing, sir,” said Detritus. “Hit him in der arm. His friends brought him round der Watch House to complain. He a baker on der night shift. He said he was late for work, he come runnin’ in to pick up his dinner, next minute he flat on der floor.”
    Vimes walked across the street and tried the door of the shop. It opened a little way, and then fetched up against what seemed to be a barricade. Furniture had been piled up against the window as well.
    “How many people were there, constable?”
    “A multitude thereof, sir.”
    And four people in here, thought Vimes. A family. The door moved a fraction and Vimes realized he was ducking even before the crossbow protruded.
    There was the thung of the string. The bolt tumbled rather than sped. It corkscrewed wildly across the alley and was almost moving sideways when it hit the opposite wall.
    “Look,” said Vimes, keeping his body down but raising his voice. “Anyone who got hit with that , it must have been an accident. This is the Watch. Open the door. Otherwise Detritus will open it. And when he opens a door, it stays open. You know what I mean?”
    There was no reply.
    “All right. Detritus, just step over here—”
    There was a hissed argument inside, and then the sound of scraping as furniture was moved.
    He tried the door. It swung inward.
    The family