Kate Daniels 05.5 - Magic Gifts

to the office just after noon. The Dude and a cart containing one very sedated deer waited for me in the parking lot. A female shapeshifter I didn't know sat on the cart with a sour expression on her face. It took me only a moment to figure out why. Next to the cart, hiding in the shade, crouched a vampire. It was thin, wiry, and covered in purple sunblock from head to toe, as if some giant bubble of grape bubblegum had exploded over it.
    Jim had done it. I felt like jumping up and down. Instead I gave the vamp my flat stare.
    "There are more inside," the female shapeshifter informed me.
    I stepped into the office. Curran sat at my desk, drinking a Corona from my fridge. In front of him, four vampires sat in a neat row in the middle of the floor. Two matched the purple delight outside, one was Grinch green, and the last one blazed with orange.
    "I get the sunblock," I said. "But why do you have to paint them like skittles?"
    The orange vamp unhinged its jaws. "The bright color helps to make sure they're completely covered," an unfamiliar female voice explained. "It's easy to miss a spot. When they're young, they have a lot of wrinkles."
    Ugh. "What the meaning of this?"
    "Kate," the green vamp spoke with Ghastek's voice, "It has come to my attention, that you are planning to see a creature in the Viking territory with the purpose of finding a means to remove the necklace from the child. An undead creature. That explicitly violates the terms of our agreement to resolve this matter jointly."
    I looked at Curran. He shrugged.
    "And how did you know this?" I asked.
    "I have my methods."
    How in the world did Jim pull this off? I'd have to buy him all the clipboards in the world.
    "Ghastek, this is not a fun trip," Curran said.
    "You can't go," I added.
    "Why ever not?"
    "Because the undead will murder your vampire hit squad and I have no desire to get that bill," Curran said. "Do yourself a favor. Sit this one out."
    Wow. He went there.
    The vamp's red eyes bulged, struggling to mirror Ghastek's expression.
    "Kate, perhaps you need to explain to your significant other that he is in no position to give me orders. Last time I checked, his title was Beast Lord, which is a gentle euphemism for a man who strips nude at night and runs around through the woods hunting small woodland creatures. I'm a premier Master of the Dead. I will go where I please."

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    Once again I rode The Dude. Curran chose to drive the cart. We travelled side by side. Ghastek took point, while three of his journeymen flanked us. The fourth, the orange vampire, trotted next to me. It was piloted by Ghastek's top journeywoman. Her name was Tracy and as navigators went, she wasn't too bad.
    Ghastek's vampire reached Gunnar's fork, marked by an old birch. Predictably, Gunnar lumbered out. "Come to see Ragnvald again?"
    "Going to the glade." I nodded at the cart. The deer's moist dark eyes stared at the viking.
    Gunnar's spine went rigid. "To see
him
?"
    I nodded.
    "Don't "go," he said.
    "I have to."
    He shook his head and stepped aside. "It's been nice knowing you."
    I touched the reins and our small procession rolled on.
    Ghastek dropped back, drawing even with The Dude. "Why the secrecy?"
    "The vikings don't like to say Håkon's name. The glade isn't that far from here and he might hear."
    "What is he?"
    He and Curran had that in common. Wave a secret in front of them and they would foam at the mouth trying to learn it. "He's a draugr."
    The vamp hopped on the cart and peered at me, its eyes only a couple of inches from my face. "A draugr? A mythical Norse undead that supposed to guard the treasure of its grave?"
    "Get off my cart," Curran growled.
    The undead hopped down. The vampire's grotesque face twisted into an odd expression: the corners of its cavernous mouth pinched up, while its lips gaped open, displaying its fangs. It stared at me with blood red eyes and bopped its head forward and back a few times.
    "What are you doing?"
    "I'm laughing at you."
    Kicking the vampire in the face with my foot would be counterproductive at this point.
    "When I was a journeyman, I spent eighteen months in Norway, looking for draugar. I've camped in the cemeteries in sub-zero temperatures, I've scoured the fjords, I've dived into sea caves in freezing water. It was the worst year and a half of my life. In those eighteen months I didn't find any credible evidence of draugar's existence. Trust me when I say this: they don't exist. Hence, my use of the