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believable, and sympathetic as well. I want to thank you, Bambi, for your insight, and as always, please keep us informed on continuing breaking news from inside the murder trial of Fibber. Let’s take some calls. Ashley in South Carolina, you’re on ‘Eye on America’. What’s your question, my dear?

    Ashley in South Carolina:
    Hello , Charlotte, thank you for taking my call. I never miss your show, ever. You are the best!

    Charlotte:
    Thank you, dear. What’s your question, Ashley?

    Ashley in South Carolina:
    Charlotte, I heard what you said about most people not even getting charged in cases where little kids drown in pools, so what I was wondering is, if anything Mr. Gutierrez said about the way Deeley drowned was true, why did they wait so long to -?

    Charlotte:
    Ashley , you are asking why they waited so long to tell this story. Excellent question and all I can tell you is this: I haven’t got a clue. During my years in the prosecutor’s office in Dallas, we had many pool deaths of children and we never chose to prosecute. So, you are asking why Keith Brown, a former sheriff’s deputy, would let his daughter be tried for murder and spend three years in jail for an accident. Ashley, all I can say to you, and America, tonight is that I cannot think of a single reason, unless … unless, none of it happened the way Fibber McMom said. She is a young woman known far and wide as a pathological liar and may have just created one more ridiculous story for us. Let’s take a call from Robby in Bloomington, Illinois. Good evening, Robby. You’re on ‘Eye on America’. What’s your question, Sir?

    Robby in Bloomington, Illinois:
    Hi , Charlotte. I’ve been following this whole case real, real closely and I’ve got some thoughts …

    Charlotte:
    This is actually a format for questions , Robby in Bloomington. Do you have a question relating to the Brown case?

    Robby in Bloomington, Illinois:
    You bet I do.

    Charlotte:
    Then, Robby, would you please ask your question.

    Robby in Bloomington, Illinois:
    I heard what that defense la wyer said about the sewer guy, Barely Whatshisname, stealing the body and -

    Charlotte:
    The name of the sewage worker is actually Harley Ray. Go on.

    Robby in Bloomington, Illinois:
    Okay, but anyway, I know you mentioned a sasquatch, too, but I don’t think it was this Harold guy or a sasquatch what stole the baby’s body, Charlotte. See, sometimes Al Qaeda will hire operatives and put them in disguises. You know, they could look like anyone, or like anything, as in the case of a, say, Bigfoot, or what have you. Just last night my sister Lois saw a cougar in her back yard, but when she looked closer, she knew it was one of them Al Qaeda fellows, as she could see his feet and he was wearing sandals, as they do, and now no cougar has sandals, so -

    Charlotte:
    Alright, thank you, Robby from Bloomington. Let’s hope the authorities are watching this evening. I’ll take one more call tonight before talking with this evening’s guest. Let’s hear from our caller , Jerry in Seattle. Welcome, Jerry. You’re on ‘Eye on America’. What’s your question, Friend?

    Jerry, Seattle Resident:
    Hi , Charlotte. Thank you so much for taking my call. You are an inspiration to our country.

    Charlotte:
    Thank you so much , Jerry. I don’t deserve that but thank you. What is your question, dear?

    Jerry, Seattle Resident:
    Charlotte, I’m curious if you have any thoughts or predictions on what Margaret Brown is going to say when she gets on the stand. Will she say her own husband and son are pedophiles to save Fib … I mean Denise?

    Charlotte:
    There’s a great question , Jerry. And I do have a prediction, actually. Yes, I think, based on Margaret Brown’s past nearly hysterical efforts to save her daughter, no matter the cost, yes, I think she will say whatever is needed to get her reasonable doubt. The collateral damage in this case is high, America, from the innocent former fiancé Bobby Rightman, poor Emily - the friend whom Fibber robbed and then whom Margaret accused of kidnapping Baby Deeley - to the thousands of searchers who spent days in the Florida heat, and so why not her own husband and son?

    Tonight, America, I have a very special guest who can tell us all about being part of the circle of collateral damage in Fibber McMom and Grandma Margaret’s web of lies, none other than the man accused by Fibber of being Baby Deeley’s kidnapper, Manuel Noriega, the