Maskerade

a weak little smile, and patted her hand. “And…I’m really sorry it’s happening this way. Because…that was astounding.”
    He went to walk away, and then stopped. “Uh…sorry if I frightened you last night,” he said.
    “What?”
    “On the stairs.”
    “Oh, that. I wasn’t frightened.”
    “You…er…didn’t mention it to anyone, did you? I’d hate people to think I was worrying over nothing.”
    “Hadn’t given it another thought, to tell you the truth. I know you can’t be the Ghost, if that’s what you’re worried about. Eh?”
    “Me? The Ghost. Haha!”
    “Haha,” said Agnes.
    “So, er…see you tomorrow, then…”
    “Fine.”
    Agnes headed back to her room, deep in thought.
    Christine was there, looking critically at herself in the mirror. She spun around as Agnes entered; she even moved with exclamation marks.
    “Oh, Perdita!! Have you heard?! I’m to sing the part of Iodine tonight!! Isn’t that wonderful ?!” She dashed across the room and endeavored to pick Agnes up and hug her, settling eventually for just hugging her.
    “And I heard they’re already letting you in the chorus!?”
    “Yes, indeed.”
    “Isn’t that nice?! I’ve been practicing all morning with Mr. Salzella. Kesta!? Mallydetta!! Porter see bloker!!” She twirled happily. Invisible sequins filled the air with their shine.
    “When I am very famous,” she said, “you won’t regret having a friend in me!! I shall do my very best to help you!! I am sure you bring me luck!!”
    “Yes, indeed,” said Agnes, hopelessly.
    “Because my dear father told me that one day a dear little pixie would arrive to help me achieve my great ambition, and, do you know, I think that little pixie is you !!”
    Agnes smiled unhappily. After you’d known Christine for any length of time, you found yourself fighting a desire to look into her ear to see if you could spot daylight coming the other way.
    “Er. I thought we had swapped rooms?”
    “Oh, that !!” said Christine, smiling. “Wasn’t I silly ?! Anyway, I shall need the big mirror now that I am to be a prima donna! You don’t mind, do you!?”
    “What? Oh. No. No, of course not. Er. If you’re sure…”
    Agnes looked at the mirror, and then at the bed. And then at Christine.
    “No,” she said, shocked at the enormity of the idea that had just presented itself, delivered from the Perdita of her soul. “I’m sure that will be fine.”

    Dr. Undershaft blew his nose and tried to tidy himself up.
    Well, he didn’t have to stand for it. Perhaps the child was somewhat on the heavy side, but Gigli, for example, had once crushed a tenor to death and no one had thought any worse of her for it.
    He’d protest to Mr. Bucket.
    Dr. Undershaft was a single-minded man. He believed in voices. It didn’t matter what anyone looked like. He never watched opera with his eyes open. It was the music that mattered, not the acting and certainly not the shape of the singers.
    What did it matter what shape she was? Dame Tessitura had a beard you could strike a match on and a nose flattened half across her face, but she was still one of the best basses who ever opened beer bottles with her thumb.
    Of course Salzella said that, while everyone accepted that large women of fifty could play thin girls of seventeen, people wouldn’t accept that a fat girl of seventeen could do it. He said they’d cheerfully swallow a big lie and choke on a little fib. Salzella said that sort of thing.
    Something was going wrong these days. The whole place seemed…sick, if a building could be sick. The crowds were still coming, but the money just didn’t seem to be there anymore; everything seemed to be so expensive…And now they were owned by a cheese monger , for heaven’s sake, some grubby counter jumper who’d probably want to bring in fancy ideas. What they needed was a businessman, some clerk who could add up columns of figures properly and not interfere. That was the trouble with all the owners he had experienced—they started off thinking of themselves as businessmen, and then suddenly began to think they could make an artistic contribution.
    Still, possibly cheese mongers had to add up cheeses. Just so long as this one stayed in his office with the books, and didn’t go around acting as though he owned the place just because he happened to own the place…
    Undershaft blinked. He’d gone the wrong way again. No matter how long you’d been here, this place was a maze. He was