Midnights Children

back to this man who will not love me and only does some foolish writery? (Forgive, Saleem baba, but I must tell it truly. And love, to us women, is the greatest thing of all.)
    “So I have been to a holy man, who taught me what I must do. Then with my few pice I have taken a bus into the country to dig for herbs, with which your manhood could be awakened from its sleep … imagine, mister, I have spoken magic with these words: ‘Herb thou hast been uprooted by Bulls!’ Then I have ground herbs in water and milk and said, ‘Thou potent and lusty herb! Plant which Varuna had dug up for him by Gandharva! Give my Mr. Saleem thy power. Give heat like that of Fire of Indra. Like the male antelope, O herb, thou hast all the force that Is, thou hast powers of Indra, and the lusty force of beasts.’
    “With this preparation I returned to find you alone as always and as always with your nose in paper. But jealousy, I swear, I have put behind me; it sits on the face and makes it old. O God forgive me, quietly I put the preparation in your food! … And then, hai-hai, may Heaven forgive me, but I am a simple woman, if holy men tell me, how should I argue? … But now at least you are better, thanks be to God, and maybe you will not be angry.”
    Under the influence of Padma’s potion, I became delirious for a week. My dung-lotus swears (through much-gnashed teeth) that I was stiff as a board, with bubbles around my mouth. There was also a fever. In my delirium I babbled about snakes; but I know that Padma is no serpent, and never meant me harm.
    “This love, mister,” Padma is wailing, “It will drive a woman to craziness.”
    I repeat: I don’t blame Padma. At the feet of the Western Ghats, she searched for the herbs of virility,
mucuna pruritus
and the root of
feronia elephantum;
who knows what she found? Who knows what, mashed with milk and mingled with my food, flung my innards into that state of “churning” from which, as all students of Hindu cosmology will know, Indra created matter, by stirring the primal soup in his own great milk-churn? Never mind. It was a noble attempt; but I am beyond regeneration—the Widow has done for me. Not even the real
mucuna
could have put an end to my incapacity;
feronia
would never have engendered in me the “lusty force of beasts.”
    Still, I am at my table once again; once again Padma sits at my feet, urging me on. I am balanced once more—the base of my isosceles triangle is secure. I hover at the apex, above present and past, and feel fluency returning to my pen.
    A kind of magic has been worked, then; and Padma’s excursion in search of love-potions has connected me briefly with that world of ancient learning and sorcerers’ lore so despised by most of us nowadays; but (despite stomach-cramps and fever and frothings at the mouth) I’m glad of its irruption into my last days, because to contemplate it is to regain a little, lost sense of proportion.
    Think of this: history, in my version, entered a new phase on August 15th, 1947—but in another version, that inescapable date is no more than one fleeting instant in the Age of Darkness, Kali-Yuga, in which the cow of morality has been reduced to standing, teeteringly, on a single leg! Kali-Yuga—the losing throw in our national dice-game; the worst of everything; the age when property gives a man rank, when wealth is equated with virtue, when passion becomes the sole bond between men and women, when falsehood brings success (is it any wonder, in such a time, that I too have been confused about good and evil?) … began on Friday, February 18th, 3102 B.C .; and will last a mere 432,000 years! Already feeling somewhat dwarfed, I should add nevertheless that the Age of Darkness is only the fourth phase of the present Maha-Yuga cycle which is, in total, ten times as long; and when you consider that it takes a thousand Maha-Yugas to make just one Day of Brahma, you’ll see what I mean about proportion.
    A little humility at this point (when I’m trembling on the brink of introducing the Children) does not, I feel, come amiss.
    Padma shifts her weight, embarrassed. “What are you talking?” she asks, reddening a little. “That is brahmin’s talk; what’s it to do with me?”
    … Born and raised in the Muslim tradition, I find myself overwhelmed all of a sudden by an older learning; while here beside me is my Padma, whose return I had so earnestly desired … my Padma! The Lotus Goddess; the One Who Possesses