Mort

glow; in the warm seas nearer the Rim thee was a hint of phosphorescence. In some of the deep valleys the trapped daylight of the Disc, which is slow and slightly heavy * , was evaporating like silver steam.
    But it was outshone by the glow that rose towards the stars from the Rim itself. Vast streamers of light shimmered and glittered across the night. Great golden walls surrounded the world.
    “It’s beautiful,” said Mort softly. “What is it?”
    T HE SUN IS UNDER THE D ISC , said Death.
    “Is it like this every night?”
    E VERY NIGHT , said Death. N ATURE’S LIKE THAT .
    “Doesn’t anyone know?”
    M E . Y OU . T HE GODS . G OOD, IS IT ?
    “Gosh!”
    Death leaned over the saddle and looked down at the kingdoms of the world.
    I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU , he said, B UT I COULD MURDER A CURRY .

Although it was well after midnight the twin city of Ankh-Morpork was roaring with life. Mort had thought Sheepridge looked busy, but compared to the turmoil of the street around him the town was, well, a morgue.
    Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it’s the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it’s just that a city with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather robust for poets, who prefer daffodils and no wonder. So let’s just say that Ankh-Morpork is as full of life as an old cheese on a hot day, as loud as a curse in a cathedral, as bright as an oil slick, as colorful as a bruise and as full of activity, industry, bustle and sheer exuberant busyness as a dead dog on a termite mound.
    There were temples, their doors wide open, filling the streets with the sounds of gongs, cymbals and, in the case of some of the more conservative fundamentalist religions, the brief screams of the victims. There were shops whose strange wares spilled out on to the pavement. There seemed to be rather a lot of friendly young ladies who couldn’t afford many clothes. There were flares, and jugglers, and assorted sellers of instant transcendence.
    And Death stalked through it all. Mort had half expected him to pass through the crowds like smoke, but it wasn’t like that at all. The simple truth was that wherever Death walked, people just drifted out of the way.
    It didn’t work like that for Mort. The crowds that gently parted for his new master closed again just in time to get in his way. His toes got trodden on, his ribs were bruised, people kept trying to sell him unpleasant spices and suggestively-shaped vegetables, and a rather elderly lady said, against all the evidence, that he looked a well set-up young lad who would like a nice time.
    He thanked her very much, and said that he hoped he was having a nice time already.
    Death reached the street corner, the light from the flares raising brilliant highlights on the polished dome of his skull, and sniffed the air. A drunk staggered up, and without quite realizing why made a slight detour in his erratic passage for no visible reason.
    T HIS IS THE CITY, BOY , said Death. W HAT DO YOU THINK ?
    “It’s very big,” said Mort, uncertainly. “I mean, why does everyone want to live all squeezed together like this?”
    Death shrugged.
    I LIKE IT , he said. I T’S FULL OF LIFE .
    “Sir?”
    Y ES ?
    “What’s a curry?”
    The blue fires flared deep in the eyes of Death.
    H AVE YOU EVER BITTEN A RED-HOT ICE CUBE ?
    “No, sir,” said Mort.
    C URRY’S LIKE THAT .
    “Sir?”
    Y ES ?
    Mort swallowed hard. “Excuse me, sir, but my dad said, if I don’t understand, I was to ask questions, sir?”
    V ERY COMMENDABLE , said Death. He set off down a side street, the crowds parting in front of him like random molecules.
    “Well, sir, I can’t help noticing, the point is, well, the plain fact of it, sir, is—”
    O UT WITH IT, BOY .
    “How can you eat things, sir?”
    Death pulled up short, so that Mort walked into him. When the boy started to speak he waved him into silence. He appeared to be listening to something.
    T HERE ARE TIMES, YOU KNOW , he said, half to himself, W HEN I GET REALLY UPSET .
    He turned on one heel and set off down an alleyway at high speed, his cloak flying out behind him. The alley wound between dark walls and sleeping buildings, not so much a thoroughfare as a meandering gap.
    Death stopped by a decrepit water butt and plunged his arm in at full length, bringing out a small sack with a brick tied to it. He drew his sword, a line of flickering blue fire in the darkness, and sliced through the string.
    I GET