Never Go Back

detective,’ Reacher said. ‘You see any sign of an omelette pan up there?’
    ‘No, I guess not. All I see is a griddle.’
    ‘So probably the best way to get some enthusiasm out of this guy would be to order something griddle-related.’
    Turner paused a beat.
    Then she said, ‘Two eggs over easy on a fried biscuit with bacon on the side.’
    The cook said, ‘Yes, ma’am.’
    ‘Same for me,’ Reacher said. ‘And coffee.’
    ‘Yes, sir.’ And immediately the guy turned away and got to work with a wedge of new lard and a blade, planing the metal surface, smoothing it, three feet out and three feet back, and six feet side to side. Which made him a griddle man at heart. In Reacher’s experience such guys were either griddle men or owners, but never really both. A griddle man’s first instinct was to tend the metal, working it until it was glassy down at a molecular level, so slick it would make Teflon feel like sandpaper. Whereas an owner’s first instinct would have been to bring the coffee. Because the first cup of coffee seals the deal. A customer isn’t committed until he has consumed something. He can still get up and walk away, if he’s dissatisfied with the wait, or if he remembers an urgent appointment. But not if he’s already started in on his first cup of coffee. Because then he would have to throw some money down, and who really knows what a cup of diner coffee costs? Fifty cents? A dollar? Two dollars?
    ‘OK, we’ve ordered,’ Turner said. ‘So what do you have to tell me?’
    ‘Let’s wait for the coffee,’ Reacher said. ‘I don’t want to be interrupted.’
    ‘Then I have a couple of things,’ she said. ‘I want to know more about this guy Morgan, for instance. I want to know who’s got his hands on my unit.’
    ‘My unit too,’ Reacher said. ‘I always assumed I’d be its worstever commander, but I guess I’m not. Your guys in Afghanistan missed two consecutive radio checks, and he did nothing about it.’
    ‘Do we know where he’s from?’
    ‘No idea.’
    ‘Is he one of them?’
    ‘Hard to say. Obviously the unit needed a temporary commander. That’s not proof of guilt in itself.’
    ‘And how would recalling you to service fit their game plan? Surely they would want to get rid of you, not keep you close at hand.’
    ‘I think it was all supposed to make me run. Which I could have. I could have gone permanently AWOL. They made a big point of saying no one would come after me. No skip tracers. Like a one-two punch, with the Big Dog affidavit. A charge I can’t beat, and a mandate to stick around to face it. I think most guys in my situation would have headed for the hills at that point. I think that was their expectation, strategically. But it didn’t work.’
    ‘Because when a monster comes up out of the slime, you have to fight it.’
    ‘Or it could have been a JAG order, simple as that. There might have been a sidebar on the file, saying that if I didn’t cooperate, then I had to be nailed down. Because of some kind of political sensitivity, in the Secretary’s office. Certainly it wasn’t Morgan’s own decision. A light colonel doesn’t decide shit like that. It had to come from a higher level.’
    ‘From very senior staff officers.’
    ‘Agreed, but which ones, exactly?’
    Turner didn’t answer that. The griddle man brought the coffee, finally. Two large pottery mugs, and a little pink plastic basket full of creamer pots and sugar packets, and two spoons pressed out of metal so thin they felt weightless. Reacher took a mug and sniffed the steam and tried a sip. The mug’s rim was cold and thick, but the coffee was adequate. Hot, and not too weak.
    He put the mug back down on the table and linked his hands around it, as if he was protecting it, and he looked at Turner, right in the eye, and he said, ‘So.’
    She said, ‘One more thing. And it’s going to be tough to say. So I’m sorry.’
    ‘What is it?’
    ‘I shouldn’t have asked about one room or two.’
    ‘I didn’t mind.’
    ‘But I did. I’m not sure I’m ready for one room yet. I feel like I owe you. For what you’ve done for me today. I don’t think that’s a good state of mind to be in, under those circumstances. The one-room type of circumstances, I mean.’
    ‘You don’t owe me anything. I had purely selfish motivations. I wanted to take you out to dinner. Which I’m right now in the middle of doing, I guess. In a way. Perhaps not as planned. But whatever, I got