Night Watch

important enough. It’s all been quiet down here. It’s when they start to wonder why that the midden will hit the windmill.”
    “Lots of people are getting through, Sarge. Some of the men said they could hear screaming in the distance. People are just piling in. There’s robberies and everything going on out there…”
    “Lance Constable?”
    “Yes, Sarge?”
    “You know when you wanted to swing a club at that torturing bastard and I stopped you?”
    “Yes, Sarge?”
    “That’s why, lad. Once we break down, it all breaks down.”
    “Yes, Sarge, but you do bop people over the head.”
    “Interesting point, Lance Constable. Logical and well made, too, in a clear tone of voice bordering on the bloody cheeky. But there’s a big difference.”
    “And what’s that, Sarge?”
    “You’ll find out,” said Vimes. And privately thought: the answer is, It’s Me Doing It. I’ll grant that it is not a good answer, because people like Carcer use it, too, but that’s what it boils down to. Of course, it’s also to stop me knifing them and, let’s be frank, them knifing me. That’s quite important, too.
    Their walk had brought them to a big fire in the center of the street. A cauldron was bubbling on it, and people were queuing up, holding bowls.
    “Smells good,” he said to the figure gently stirring the cauldron’s contents with a ladle. “Oh, it’s you, er, Mr. Dibbler…”
    “It’s called Victory Stew, sergeant,” said Dibbler. “Tuppence a bowl or I’ll cut my throat, eh?”
    “Close enough,” said Vimes, and looked at the strange (and, what was worse, occasionally hauntingly familiar) lumps seething in the scum. “What’s in it?”
    “It’s stew,” explained Dibbler. “Strong enough to put hairs on your chest.”
    “Yes, I can see that some of those bits of meat have got bristles on them already,” said Vimes.
    “Right! That’s how good it is!”
    “It looks…very nice,” said Sam weakly.
    “You’ll have to excuse the lance constable, Mr. Dibbler,” said Vimes. “The poor lad was brought up not to eat stew that winks at him.”
    He sat down with his bowl, and his back against the wall, and looked up at the barricade. People had been busy. In truth, there wasn’t much else to do. The one here, from side to side of Heroes Street, was fourteen feet high and even had a crude walkway. It looked businesslike.
    He leaned back and shut his eyes.
    There was a hesitant slurping sound beside him as young Sam tried the stew, and then: “Is it going to come down to fighting, Sarge?”
    “Yes,” said Vimes without opening his eyes.
    “Like, really fighting?”
    “Yep.”
    “But won’t there be some talking first?”
    “Nope,” said Vimes, trying to make himself comfortable. “Maybe some talking afterward.”
    “Seems the wrong way round!”
    “Yes, lad, but it’s a tried and tested method.”
    There was no further comment. Slowly, with the sounds of the street in his ears, Vimes slid into sleep.

    Major Mountjoy-Standfast knew what would happen if he sent a message to the palace. “What do I do now, sir?” was not something his lordship wanted to hear. It was not the sort of question a major was supposed to ask, given that the original orders had been very clear. Barricades were to be torn down, rebels were to be repelled. Grasp the nettle firmly and all that. He had, as a child, grasped nettles firmly, and had sometimes had a hand the size of a small pig.
    There were deserters behind the barricade. Deserters! How did that happen?
    It was a huge barricade, it was lined with armed men, there were deserters on it, and he had his orders. It was all clear.
    If only they’d, well, rebel. He’d sent Trooper Gabitass down there again, and by his account it seemed very peaceful. Normal city life appeared to be going on behind the barricade, which was more than you could say for the chaos outside it. If they’d fired on Gabitass, or thrown things, that would have made it so much easier. Instead they were acting…well… decently. That was no way for enemies of the state to behave!
    An enemy of the state was in front of the major now. Gabitass had not come back empty-handed.
    “Caught it sneakin’ after me,” he said. To the captive, he said, “Been behind the barricade, haven’t we, my lad!”
    “Can it speak?” said the major, staring at the thing.
    “There’s no need to be like that,” said Nobby Nobbs.
    “It’s a street urchin, sir,” said the trooper.
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