Notorious Nineteen

the door handle on my side so it would look like I was trying to open it. “Here’s the plan,” I said to Lula. “When you find your gun you let me know so I can duck down and you can shoot him.”
    “That would be a good plan,” Lula said, “but I might not have my gun with me. I might have left it home when I changed from my red purse to my yellow purse. You know how I am about the right accessories.”
    The guy was really agitated now. He had the gun against my window and his forehead was glued to the gun, like he was sighting for the kill.
    “Maybe you should open the door and see what he wants,” Lula said. “Maybe he just feels like going for a ride. In whichcase he could have this piece of dog doodie car, and I’d be happy to take a bus home.”
    “Hold on,” I yelled at the guy. “I’m going to open the door.”
    “What?” he yelled back.
    “Hold on!”
    I hauled back and rammed the door full force with my shoulder. The door flew open, catching the guy by surprise, the gun discharged, and he went down to the ground and didn’t move.
    We got out of the car and stared down at the guy. He was statue-still and bleeding from his forehead.
    “You killed him,” Lula said. “You hit him with the door, and he shot hisself.”
    “It was an accident.”
    “Don’t matter. You killed him all the same.” Lula toed him, but he still didn’t move. “Yep,” she said. “He’s dead.”
    I looked at my car and realized a bullet was embedded in the roof, just over the window. I bent down and took a closer look at the skinny guy.
    “He’s not shot,” I said. “He got hit in the head when the gun kicked back. He’s just knocked out.”
    “Hunh,” Lula said. “That would have been my second theory.”
    We dragged him to the gutter so he wouldn’t get run over and we got back into my car. I tried the key, but there was no response.
    “I bet your battery’s no good,” Lula said. “That’s myprofessional opinion. You’re gonna have to call someone to juice up your battery. And in the meantime I’m going across the street to that sad-ass grocery store to get a soda. I’m all dehydrated.”
    I crossed the street with Lula, we got sodas, and we stood in front of the store chugging them down. A black Cadillac Escalade rolled down the street and stopped by my car. Two idiots wearing gang colors got out, scooped the skinny guy up, and threw him into the Escalade. A yellow Hummer careened around the corner, jerked to a stop half a block in front of the Escalade, and two guys in the Hummer leaned out the window and opened fire. The Escalade returned fire. A guy wearing a crooked ball cap popped his head out of the sunroof on the Hummer, aimed a rocket launcher at the Escalade, and phoonf! the rocket went wide of the Escalade and blew up my car. There was a moment of silence, then both cars roared away.
    Lula and I stared wide-eyed and openmouthed at the fireball consuming my car.
    “Jeez Louise,” I said.
    “Yeah, but you gotta look on the positive side,” Lula said. “You don’t have to worry about charging up the battery.”
    Lula’s comment might have seemed casual considering the gravity of the situation, but truth is this wasn’t the first time someone had exploded my car.
    My cellphone rang, and I knew from the ringtone it was Ranger.
    “You’re off the grid,” Ranger said when I answered.
    “Someone blew up my car.”
    There was a moment of silence. “And?”
    “I guess I could use a ride.”
    “Babe,” Ranger said. And he disconnected.
    “He coming for us?” Lula asked.
    “Yep.”
    Ranger is Latino and former Special Forces turned semi-legitimate businessman. He’s part owner of a security firm located in an inconspicuous seven-story building in the center of the city. I work for him on occasion, I’ve had one or two romantic skirmishes with him, and he has the sometimes annoying, sometimes convenient habit of installing tracking devices on my vehicles. His hair is dark brown and currently cut short. His eyes are mostly black. His body is perfect from the tip of his toes to the top of his head. He plays by his own rules, and his attitude is uncompromising. He only wears black, and he only drives black cars. He’s smart. He’s strong in every possible way. And being in his crosshairs is flat out scary.
    No one came out of the little grocery store to look at the fire. No police cars or fire trucks screeched to the scene. It was as if this was business as usual and