Prodigal Son

opened the door into him with enough force to knock him off his feet.
        As he sprawled backward, rapping his head on the pavement hard enough to summon constellations to an inner planetarium, she planted one foot on his crotch, grinding down just enough to make him squirm and to pin him in place for fear that she'd make paste of his jewels.
        Shoving her police ID toward his face, she said, "My phone number is nine-one-one."
        Among the hostage cars, heads up and alert, Scarface's four ace kools were looking at him, at her, stunned and angry but also amused. The guy under her foot was a homey, and a humiliation to one home boy was a humiliation to all, even if maybe he was a little bit of what they called hook homey, a phony.
        To the nearest of Scarface's friends, Carson said, "Stall it out, shithead, unless you want a hole in your doo-rag."
        The gink under her foot tried to crab-walk away, but she stepped down harder. Tears sprang to his eyes, and he chose submission over the prospect of three days with an ice pack between his legs.
        In spite of her warning, two of the other four gangbangers began to edge toward her.
        Almost with the nimbleness of prestidigitation, Carson put away her ID and produced the pistol from her holster.
        "Check it out, this lady under my foot, he's been scratched"-which meant embarrassed- "but none of you has. Nothin' here for you but two years in stir, maybe lit up and crippled for life."
        They didn't split, but they stopped moving closer.
        Carson knew they were less concerned about her pistol than about the fact that she talked the talk. Since she knew the lingo, they assumed-correctly-that she had been in situations like this before, lots of them, and still looked prime, and wasn't afraid.
        Even the dumbest gangbanger-and few would win a dime on Wheel of Fortune- could read her credentials and calculate the odds.
        "Best to break, best to book," she said, advising them to leave. "You insist on bumping titties, you're gonna lose."
        Ahead of her plainwrap sedan, closer to the intersection, cars began to move. Whether or not they could see what was happening in their rearview mirrors, the drivers sensed the shakedown had ended.
        As the cars around them began to roll, the young entrepreneurs decided there was no point to lingering when their customer base had moved on. They whidded away like walleyed horses stampeded by the crack of thunder.
        Under her foot, the windshield-washer couldn't quite bring himself to admit defeat. "Hey, bitch, your badge, it said homicide. You can't touch me! I ain't killed nobody."
        "What a moron," she said, holstering the pistol.
        "You can't call me a moron. I graduated high school."
        "You did not."
        "I almost did."
        Before the creep-predictably-took offense at her impolite characterization of his mental acuity and threatened to sue for insensitivity, Carson's cell phone rang.
        "Detective O'Connor," she answered.
        When she heard who was calling and why, she took her foot off the gangbanger.
        "Beat it," she told him. "Get your sorry ass out of the street."
        "You ain't lockin' me?"
        "You're not worth the paperwork." She returned to her phone call.
        Groaning, he got to his feet, one hand clutching the crotch of his low-rider pants as if he were a two-year-old overwhelmed by the need to pee.
        He was one of those who didn't learn from experience. Instead of hobbling away to find his friends, telling them a wild story about how he'd gotten the best of the cop bitch after all and had punched out her teeth, he stood there holding himself, ragging her about abusive treatment, as though his whining and threats would wring from her a sudden sweat of remorse.
        As Carson concluded the call, pressed end, and pocketed the phone, the offended extortionist said, "Thing is, I know your name now, so I can find out where you live."
        "We're obstructing traffic here," she said.
        "Come jack you up real good one night, break your legs, your arms, break every finger. You got gas in your kitchen? I'll cook your face on a burner."
        "Sounds like fun. I'll open a bottle of wine, make tapas. Only thing is, the face gets cooked on the burner-I'm lookin' at it."
        Intimidation was his best tool, but she had a screwhead that it couldn't