Shallow Graves

eyes remained outside the camper, looking at the sidewalks. He said, “They don’t have many women in this town.” He was frowning, as if he were disappointed he couldn’t find any young ladies in store windows wearing Sports Illustrated swimsuits.
    “Sent ’em all to the hills when they heard you were coming.” Pellam looked for a place to park.
    “I haven’t seen a movie theater, either.”
    “You better hope they’ve got one of those, boy,” Pellam told him. “You’re gonna have more luck with a movie than with women.”
    Marty ignored this and asked, almost reverently,“Man, isn’t it the best to make love to country girls in strange hotel rooms?”
    “Instead of normal hotel rooms?” In fact, Pellam thought that it was good, though probably not the best, and he didn’t call it making love. He also didn’t get all adolescently lustful like Marty. Pellam had to keep an eye on the boy. He tended to lose control and flirt relentlessly with blondes in small-town cocktail lounges—women light-years tougher than the most steely-eyed sleek Manhattanite or Los Angelina.
    They hit the middle of town just as the rain had congregated all it could in the thick clouds overhead and poured down, slashing streets and slapping leaves to the ground. Visibility dropped to zero and the camper swayed like a boat in a squall.
    “Whoa,” Marty said. “I’d say it’s ’bout time for us to get drunk.”
    Pellam pulled into a parking place. In the torrent of rain he missed the curb and rode over it with a grind of metal. He couldn’t remember if there were parking meters in downtown Cleary but if so there was one less now.
    The rain fell and fell. It pounded like a dozen break-dancers, spinning and tromping and moon-walking across the roof of the Winnebago. It slid in thick sheets down the windshield and windows.
    Pellam climbed out of his seat and looked at Marty. “On three.”
    “Oh, hell, Pellam, no, it’s wet out there.”
    “You wanted a drink.”
    “Wait till it—”
    Pellam opened the door. He jumped out. “Three.”
    “—lets up.”
    In the eight leaping steps it took them to find refuge they were completely drenched.
    They swung through the door with a hollow ringing of cowbell. Marty stopped short. “This’s the diner, Pellam.”
    “Close the door, boy!”
    “It’s the diner.”
    Pellam said, “Too early to drink. Besides, I feel like some cake.”
    “Cake, Pellam? Damn.”
    Marge’s Cafe was all turquoise and plasticky and unhomey. The fluorescent was green—the light that took you right back to every high school corridor you’d ever walked down.
    They sat at the counter and pulled napkins out of a metal holder to wipe their faces and arms.
    Two scruffy men in their fifties, maybe grain elevator operators or farmers, stocky, with black grit seated in their pores, sat hunched over bulletproof white coffee mugs. They kept their conversation going, not missing a word, though their eyes followed Pellam and Marty like retrievers sighting birds.
    “Yep, had his Massey near upside down.”
    “On the interstate? I’da paid to see that.”
    “Addled a whole mess of drivers. . . . I ever tell you ’bout the time I took my Harvester over the crick?”
    Marty said he’d love a beer and the country girl, pretty face, huge hips, thirty-three-ish, said she’d love to serve him one but too bad they didn’t have a license. “Too bad, too bad,” she repeated, trying fiercely to think of something to add. She decided on: “What else kin I gitcha?” She asked the question adoringly. Marty shot a black glance at Pellam then smiled at thegirl and settled for a bowl of chili and a Coke. Pellam ordered coffee and a piece of chocolate cake.
    “That really homemade?” he asked.
    “You’d call A&P a home then you bet.”
    She added some infatuation to the adoration and said to Marty, “Onions?”
    “Yes’m.”
    “Nope,” Pellam told her. It was a small camper.
    Marty sighed. She looked at him and he shook his head no.
    She asked Pellam, “You be wanting that à la mode?”
    “Alamo?”
    She glanced around. “With ice cream, you know.”
    “Oh. No. Just the cake.”
    “That’s an all-right camper you boys got yourself.” She wasn’t moving. “My daddy had us a Travel-All one time but he backed it up the wrong way—we was going to Lake Webster—and cracked the yoke.”
    Pellam said, “You’ve got to be careful.”
    “She never welded proper either.”
    “There you