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skipped.”
     
    Gavin turns to Eddie. “But you did that one, I remember.”
     
    Eddie looks at me as she replies to Gavin. “I guess I lost it,” she shrugs.
     
    ***
     
    Eddie and I meet outside the door to Will's classroom at approximately three-thirty.
     
    "You know, the more I think about it, this really sucks," Eddie says. "Why couldn't he just call me or something if he wanted to talk about what I know? I had plans today."
     
    "Maybe we won't have to stay long," I say.
     
    "I hate detention. It's boring. I'd rather lay in Will's floor with you than sit in detention," she says.
     
    "Maybe we can try and make it fun," I say.
     
    She turns to open the door but hesitates, then spins around and faces me. "You know, you're right. Let's make it fun. I'm pretty sure detention is an hour long. Do you realize how many Chuck Norris puns we can make in a whole hour?"
     
    I smile at her. "Not as many as Chuck Norris could."
     
    She opens the door to detention.
     
    "Afternoon, Mr. Cooper," Eddie says as she flurries inside.
     
    "Take a seat," he says as he wipes the point of poetry off the board.
     
    "Mr. Cooper, did you know that seats actually stand up when Chuck Norris walks into a room?" she says.
     
    I laugh as I follow Eddie to our seats. Rather than taking the two front seats, she keeps walking until she's in the very back of the room where she scoots two desks together. We sit as far from the teacher as possible.
     
    Will doesn't laugh. He doesn't even smile. He sits in his seat and glares at us while we giggle; like high school girls.
     
    "Listen," he says as he stands back up and walks toward us. He leans against the window and folds his arms across his chest. He stares at the floor like he's trying to think of a delicate way to broach the subject.
     
    "Eddie, I need to know where your head's at. I know you were at my house. I know you know Layken spent the night. I know she told you about our date. I just need to know what you plan to do about it; if you plan to do anything about it."
     
    "Will, I already told you," I say. "She's not saying anything. There's nothing to say."
     
    He doesn't look at me. He continues to look at Eddie, waiting for her response. I guess mine wasn't good enough.
     
    I don't know if it's nerves or the fact that I've had the strangest last three days of my life, but I start laughing. Eddie shoots me a questioning glance, but she can't hold it in. She starts laughing, too.
     
    Will throws his hands up in the air, exasperated. "What? What the hell is so funny?" he says. He's getting agitated.
     
    "Nothing," I say. "It's just weird. You gave us detention , Will." I inhale as I try to control my laughter. "Couldn't you just like, come over tonight or something? Talk to us about it then? Why'd you give us detention?"
     
    He waits until our laughter subsides before he continues. "This is the first chance I’ve had to talk to either of you. I didn't sleep all night. I wasn't sure if I even had a job to come back to today." He looks at Eddie. "If anything gets out, if anyone finds out that a student slept in my bed with me, I'd get fired. I'd get kicked out of college."
     
    Eddie straightens in her seat and turns to me and smiles. "You slept in his bed with him? You're holding back vital information. You didn't tell me that ," she laughs.
     
    He walks back to the front of the room and throws himself into his chair. He leans onto his desk and sets his face in his hands. This isn’t going how he had planned.
     
    "You slept in his bed ?" she whispers, low enough so Will doesn't hear her.
     
    "Nothing happened," I say. "Like you said, he's such a bore ."
     
    Eddie laughs again, causing me to lose my composure.
     
    "Is this funny?" Will says from his desk. "Is this a joke to you two?"
     
    I can see in his eyes that we're enjoying detention way more than we're supposed to. Eddie isn't fazed, however.
     
    "Did you know Chuck Norris doesn't have a funny bone? It tried to make him laugh once, so he ripped it out," she says.
     
    Will lays his head on his desk in defeat. Eddie and I look at each other and our laughter ceases as we respect that he's attempting to have a serious conversation with us.
     
    Eddie sighs and straightens up in her desk. "Mr. Cooper ? " she says. "I won’t say anything. Swear. It's not that big of a deal anyway."
     
    He looks up at her. "It is a big deal Eddie. That's what I'm trying to tell both of you. If you don't treat this as a big deal,