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descriptions.â Three names, and one, oh, what a name that was, that is if you trusted the word of someone happy to be called Captain Murderer. Well, the man was in his fifties, not a good age to have to run and hide. No, Murderer was not going to be a problem. Nor was Jefferson, idiot firebrand though he was. What Jefferson had suspected, Captain Murderer knew . But Vimes, on the other hand, hadnât demanded the chance to take a crack at the Queen âs first mate, admittedly an unpleasant-looking cove with a chin like a butcherâs boot. He was swaggering toward them now, with the apprehensive Captain Murderer fussing along behind him.
Vimes strolled up to the blacksmith, who seemed no worse for his impromptu voyage. âCome on, sir, Murderer will pay you whatever it takes to keep the lieutenant happy, and keep his own boat. Chalk it up to experience, eh?â
âThereâs still that bloody first mate,â said the blacksmith. âThe rest of the crew were civil enough but heâs a bullying bastard!â
âWell,â said Vimes, âhere he is and so are you, itâs man-to-man, and Iâll stay here to see fair play. Itâs an interesting day here. Weâre trying a different kind of law, one thatâs quick and doesnât have to trouble any lawyers. So go on, he knows what you want, and so do you, Mr. Jefferson.â
Other crewmen were congregating at this end of the beach. Vimes looked from face to face, all showing the working manâs intuition that a good bit of healthy violence might cheerfully be expected, and read the unspoken language. The first mate did look like a man who made a lot of use of his fists and his temper, and so, Vimes thought, there would probably be many among the crew who would like to see him given a little lessonâor even a great big one. He beckoned both the men toward him.
âGentlemen, this is a grudge match; you both know the score. If I see a knife may the gods help him who holds it. There is to be no murder here, saving you of course, captain, and in front of you all I give my word that Iâll stop the fight when I deem that one man has definitely had enough. Gentlemen, over to you.â And with this he stood back smartly.
Neither man moved, but Jefferson said, âDo you know the Marquis of Fantailer Rules devised for the proper conduct for a bout of fisticuffs?â
The first mateâs smile was evil. He said, âYus, I do!â
Vimes didnât see, not actually see with his own eyes, what happened next, surely no one could, but it was agreed later that Jefferson had spun around in a blur and laid the sailor flat. The sound of his heavy body thumping down on the sand was all that broke the silence.
After one second, Jefferson, massaging some blood back into his fist, looked down at the fallen giant and said, âI donât.â He turned and looked at Vimes. âYou know? He deliberately pissed on the goblins in the hold. Bastard.â
Vimes tensed in case the fallen man had chums without a sense of humor, but in fact there was laughter. After all, a big man had gone down heavy right enough, bang to rights, and that was a definite result in anybodyâs money. âWell done, Mr. Jefferson, a fair fight if ever I saw one. Perhaps these gentlemen will take the first mate back to his ship for a lie-down.â
Vimes delivered this as an instruction, which was instantly obeyed as one, but he added, âIf thatâs all right by you, Captain Murderer? Good. And now I think that you and Iâll go, in an entirely friendly way, along with the lieutenant here, to the Quirm Watch headquarters, where there will be a little matter of affidavits to sign.â
âI expect you will want to be leaving with some haste, commander,â said the lieutenant as they strolled along the Rue de Wakening.
âWell, yes,â said Vimes. âIâm supposed to be on holiday. Iâll pick up young Feeney from the infirmary and find some way of getting back to the Hall.â
The lieutenant looked surprised. âAnd you donât want to get back on the heels of the murderer as soon as possible, sir?â
âHim? Iâll see him soon enough, I have no doubt about that, but, you see, even he is not exactly the end of things. Do you play snooker down here?â
âWell, I havenât learned to play, but I understand the game, if thatâs what youâre
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