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if youâre not concerned about the goblins, then it is a fact that I am in pursuit of a murderer,â Vimes added. âThe capital crimeâone that we canât ignore!â
In fact, he could see the Queen was already heaving two. * It was even hoisting a white flag, much to his surprise.
And her captain was waiting for them as the cutter drew alongside. He had a look of resignation on his face, and said, âWe wonât make any trouble, officers. I know it was a bloody stupid thing to do. Weâve got the man youâre looking for, and weâre bringing him up now. Itâs not like weâre pirates, after all. Good morning, Lieutenant Perdix, sorry to put you to any trouble.â
Vimes turned to the lieutenant. âYou know the captain?â
âOh yes, commander, Captain Murderer is well respected on this coast,â said the lieutenant as the cutter gently kissed the Queen . âSmuggles, of course, they all do it. Itâs a sort of game.â
âBut Captain⦠Murderer ?â said Vimes.
The lieutenant scrambled on to the Queen âs deck with ease and gave Vimes a hand up, saying, âThe Murderers are a highly respected family in these parts. To tell you the truth, commander, I think they rather like the name. Theyâd object more to Smuggler, I suspect.â
âWeâre bringing the bloke up right now, lieutenant,â said the captain, âand he ainât very happy.â
Vimes looked him up and down and said, âIâm Commander Vimes, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, currently investigating at least two murders.â
Captain Murdererâs eyes shut, and he put a hand over his mouth for a moment before saying, in a voice weeping with forlorn hope, âThat wouldnât be that Commander Vimes, would it?â
âCaptainâ¦Murdererâ¦produce for me the man Iâm after, then Iâm sure youâll find me on a friendly footing. Do you get my meaning?â
There was some shouting and thumping down below and several suggestions that somebody was getting kicked very hard. Eventually a man with a cloth tied round his face as a blindfold was half pushed and half dragged up onto the deck. âTo tell you the truth, Iâll be glad to see the back of him,â said the captain, turning away.
Vimes made sure the man was held fast by the sailors, and pulled down the mask. He looked into bloodshot eyes for a moment and then, very calmly, said, âLieutenant, will you please impound the Queen of Quirm and arrest the captain and first mate on a charge of kidnapping and possibly abduction of a number of persons, specifically Mr. Jethro Jefferson, also goblins to the number of fifty or more. There may be other charges.
âYou canât abduct goblins,â said Captain Murderer. âGoblins is cargo!â
Vimes let this one pass for the moment. Captain Murderer would be orientated to the world as seen by Commander Vimes at Commander Vimesâs leisure. For now he said to the lieutenant, âI also suggest that you lock up the captain and first mate in the brig, if that is what itâs called, because when Mr. Jefferson here has got his hands free I think heâs going to try to punch somebodyâs lights out. Iâm sure this can all be sorted out, but someoneâs going to suffer for this and itâs just a matter of deciding who itâs going to be.â
He thought for a moment and then countermanded, âNo, I think that first Iâll talk to the captain, in the captainâs quarters. Kipper, Iâd like you to come and take notes. Lots of notes. Good to see you, Mr. Jefferson. Lieutenant, to the best of my knowledge Mr. Jefferson is guilty of no crime other than being in possession of a hot temper. But although heâs a man Iâm very glad to find, heâs not the bastard Iâm currently looking for.â
I t was, Acting Captain Haddock thought, a good thing that he had a decent amount of room in his notebookâ¦
âCaptain Murderer, let me recap,â said Sam Vimes after a while, idly swiveling in the captainâs chair; it squeaked. âSome men unknown to you, but whom you decided to treat with respect because they had the right password, which is to say the password you used in your dealings with smugglers , with whom you have developed what I might call an understanding, delivered to you a man, bound and gagged, and told you to take said man to
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