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that you allowed him to do it, as I recall, without so much as a murmur.â
âBut it was not illegal,â said his wife icily.
Her husband didnât move, but in some ineffable sense he was suddenly taller. âI think things got a bit tangled: you see, you thought about things as being legal or illegal. Well, Iâm just a soldier and never was a very good one, but itâs my opinion you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong. And now, if you will excuse me, Iâm going down to the pub.â
Automatically, his wife said, âNo, dear, you know drink doesnât agree with you.â
The colonel was all smiles. âThis evening I intend to settle my differences with drink and make it my friend.â
The rest of the magistrates looked at Mrs. Colonel, who glared at her husband. âIâll talk to you about this later, Charles,â she growled.
To her surprise, his smile did not change. âYes, dear, I suspect you will, but I think youâll find that I wonât be listening. Good evening to you all.â There was a click as the door shut behind him. There should have been a slam, but some doors never quite understand the situation.
T he goblin was already moving quite fast with a dot-and-carry-one gait that was deceptively speedy. Vimes was surprised to find that Feeney made heavy weather of the little jog towardâhe was not surprisedâHangmanâs Hill. He could hear the boy wheezing slightly. Perhaps you didnât need to be all that fast to overtake a wayward pig, but you needed to be very fast indeed to catch up with a young troll blizzarded to the eyeballs with Slice and you needed lots of stamina to overtake him and slap the cuffs on him before he came down enough to try to twist your head off. Policing was obviously very different in the country.
In the country, there is always somebody watching you, he thought as they sped along. Well, there was always somebody watching you in the city, too, but that was generally in the hope that you might drop dead and they could run off with your wallet. They were never interested . But here he thought he could feel many eyes on him. Maybe they belonged to squirrels or badgers, or whatever the damn things were that Vimes heard at night; gorillas, possibly.
He had no idea what he was going to see, but certainly didnât expect to find the top of the hill bright with lines of rope, painted yellow. He gave it only a secondâs glance, however. With their backs to one of the trees, and looking very apprehensive, were three goblins. One of them stood up, thus bringing its head and therefore its eyes to a level in the vicinity of Vimesâs groin, not a good position to find himself. It held up a wrinkled hand and said, âVimes? Hang!â
Vimes stared down at it and then at Feeney. âWhat does he mean, âHangâ?â
âNever been quite sure,â said Feeney. âSomething like, have a nice day, I think, but only in goblin.â
âVimes!â the old goblin continued. âIt said be, you be po-leess-maan. It be big po-leess-maan! If po-leess-maan, then just ice! But just ice it be no! And when dark inside dark! Dark moving! Dark must come, Vimes! Dark rises! Just ice!â
Vimes had no idea of the sex of the speaker, or even its age. Dress wasnât a clue: goblins apparently wore anything that could be tied on. Its companions were watching him unblinkingly. They had stone axes, flint, vicious stuff, but it lost its edge after a couple of blows, which was no consolation when you were bleeding from the neck. He had heard that they were berserk fighters, too. Oh, and what was the other thing people said? Ah yes, whatever you do, donât let them scratch youâ¦
âYou want justice, do you? Justice for what?â
The goblin speaker stared at him and said, âCome with me po-leess-maan,â the words rolling out like a curse, or, at least, a threat. The speaker turned and began to walk solemnly down the far side of the hill. The other three goblins, including the one known to Vimes as Stinky, did not move.
Feeney whispered, âThis could be a trap, sir.â
Vimes rolled his eyes and sneered, âYou think so, do you? I thought it was probably an invitation to a magical show featuring the Amazing Bonko and Doris and the Collapsing Unicycle Brothers with Fido the Cat. Whatâs
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