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said.
âI donât know about any bishops,â said Vimes, âbut something is going on here and I can feel the tingle, felt it on the day I came here, and itâs tingling on my land. Listen to me, chief constable. When you apprehend the suspect you should take the trouble to ask them if they did it, and if they say no you must ask them if they can prove their innocence. Got it? Youâre supposed to ask. Understand? And my answers are, in order, hell no and hell yes!â
The little clawed hand scratched at Vimesâs shirt again. âJust ice?â
Vimes thought, Oh well, I thought Iâd been gentle with the lad up until now. âChief constable, something is wrong, and you know that something is wrong, and you are all alone, so youâd better enlist the help of anyone you know that can be trusted. Such as me, for example, in which case Iâll be the suspect who, having been bailed on my own recognizance of one penny,â and here Vimes handed a partly corroded small copper disc to the astonished Feeney, âhas been requested to help you with your inquiries, such as they are, and that will be all fine and dandy and in accordance with the standard work on police procedure, which, my lad, was written by me, and you had better believe it. Iâm not the law, no policeman is the law. A policeman is just a man, but when he wakes up in the morning it is the law that is his alarm clock. Iâve been nice and kind to you up until now, but did you really think I was going to be spending the night in a pig pen? Time to be a real copper, lad. Do the right thing and fudge the paperwork afterward, like I do.â
Vimes looked down at the persistent little goblin. âOkay, Stinky, lead the way.â
âBut my old mum is just coming out with your dinner, commander!â Feeneyâs voice was a wail, and Vimes hesitated. It didnât do to upset an old mum.
It was time to let the duke out. Vimes never normally bowed to anybody, but he bowed to Mistress Upshot, who almost dropped her tray in ecstatic confusion. âI am mortified, my dear Mistress Upshot, to have to ask you to keep your Man Dog Suck Po warm for us for a little while, because your son here, a credit to his uniform and to his parents, has asked me to assist him in an errand of considerable importance, which can only be entrusted to a young man with integrity, as your lad here.â
As the woman very nearly melted in pride and happiness Vimes pulled the young man away.
âSir, the dish was Bang Suck Duck, we only have Man Dog Suck Po on Sundays. With mashed carrots.â
Vimes shook Mrs. Upshot warmly by the hand and said, âI look forward to tasting it later, my dear Mistress Upshot, but if youâll excuse me, your son is a stickler for his police work, as Iâm sure you know.â
C olonel Charles Augustus Makepeace had long ago, with the expertise of a lifelong strategist, decided to let Letitia have her way in all things. It saved so much trouble and left him able to potter around in his garden, take care of his dragons and to occasionally go trout fishing, a pastime that he loved. He rented half a mile of stream, but was sadly now finding it difficult to keep running fast enough. Nowadays he spent a lot of time in his library, working on the second volume of his memoirs, keeping from under his wifeâs feet and not getting involved.
Until this moment he had been quite happy that she had the role of chairman of the magistrates because it kept her away from home for hours at a time. He had never been very much of a one for thinking in terms of good or bad and guilty or not guilty. He had learned to think in terms of us and them and dead and not dead.
And therefore he wasnât exactly listening to the group sitting around the long table at the other end of the library, talking in worried voices, but nevertheless he couldnât help overhearing.
She had signed that damned document! He ought to have tried to talk her out of it, but he knew where that would have ended. Commander Vimes! Okay, by all accounts the man was the sort to rush in, and maybe he did have a scrap with whatâshisname the blacksmith, who wasnât too bad a cove in his way, bit of a hothead of course but heâd made a damn good dragon prod only the other day at quite a reasonable price. Vimes? Not a killer, surely. Thatâs one thing you learned in the military. You donât last long if
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