Snuff
somethingâ¦in something,â said Feeney. âYou seem to be able to see much better than me down here, sir.â
âGood clean living, lad, carrots and whatnot.â
âJefferson could be in here somewhere. Iâm sure there are caves that weâre missing.â
âI know heâs not in here, lad, only donât ask me how I know because I would have to lie to you. Iâm going through the motions to help myself think. Itâs an old copper trick.â
âYes, sir, treading in every motion, I should think!â
Vimes smiled in the gloom. âWell done, lad. A sense of humor is the copperâs friend. I always say the day isnât complete without a little chuckleââ He paused because something had clanged against his helmet. âWeâve reached Jeffersonâs iron workings, my lad. I just found an oil lamp; I certainly havenât seen those higher up.â He felt in his pocket and soon a match flame bloomed.
Well, Vimes thought, itâs not that much of a mine, but I bet it works out better than paying dwarf prices.
âI canât see any way out,â Feeney volunteered. âI suppose he drags the ore out through the main entrance.â
âI donât think that the goblins are stupid enough to live in a set of caves that have just one entrance. Thereâs probably one that doesnât even show up on the outside. Look, you can see where somebodyâs been lugging heavy weights across the stoneââ Vimes stopped. There was another human in the cave. Well, thank you, darkness, he thought. I suppose asking who it is might be in order?
âSir, I donât think itâs just mining that goes on here. Take a look at these,â said Feeney, behind Vimes.
Feeney held out some books, childrenâs books, by the look of it. They were grubbyâthis was, after all, the home of goblinsâbut Vimes turned to the first page of the first book and was not surprised to see an unfeasibly large red apple, currently somewhat soiled by the pressure of many dirty hands.
A voice in the gloom, a female voice, said, âNot all questions are answered, commander, but fortunately some answers are questioned. Iâm attempting to teach the goblin children. Of course, I had to bring in an apple for the young ones to see,â the woman in the shadows added. âNot many knew what one was, and certainly not what they were called. Troll language is unbelievably complex compared with what these poor devils have got. âGood day to you too, Mr. Upshot. Not cowering away from the truth in your lockup?â
Vimes had spun round when he first heard that voice, and was now staring with his mouth open. âYou? Arenât you the, erâ¦â
âThe poo lady, yes, Commander Vimes. Itâs amazing, isnât it, how people remember?â
âWell, you must admit that it doesâhow can I put it?âstick in the mind, Miss Felicity Beedle.â
âVery well done, commander, considering that weâve met only once!â
And now Vimes noticed that with her there was a goblin, a young one by the size of it, but more noticeable because it was staring directly at him with a keen and interested gaze, quite uncharacteristic of the goblins that he had seen so far, apart from the wretched Stinky. Feeney, on the other hand, was taking great care not to catch the ladyâs eye, Vimes noticed.
Vimes smiled at Miss Beedle. âMadam, I reckon I see your name at least once every day. When I was putting my lad to bed yesterday, do you know what he said? He said âDad, do you know why cows do big wet sloppy poos and horses do them all nice and soft and smelling of grass? Because itâs weird, isnât it? That you get two different kinds of poo when theyâre both about the same size and itâs the same grass, isnât it, Dad? Well, the poo lady says itâs because cows have room in ants, and the ants help them get, sort of, more food out of their food, but because horses donât have room in ants, they donât sort of chew all that much, so that their poo is still very much like grass and doesnât smell too bad.â â
Vimes saw that the woman was grinning, and went on, âI believe that tomorrow he is going to ask his mother if he may chew his dinner very hard one day, and the next day not do it very much, and see if he gets different smells. What do you think of
Weitere Kostenlose Bücher