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never know who is behind a hedge. I believe they may have heard him invite me to Dead Manâs Copse on what The Times would call âthat fateful night.â â
Sybil looked down at Young Sam, dozing between them, and said, âDo you know where they live?â
âYes, one of them at least. I think the other one just hangs around, as they say.â And now the rattle of gravel under wheel told them that they were going down the long drive.
Sybil cleared her throat again, and in a quiet voice said, âI fear you may have felt that I was being rather acerbic to you, Sam, on the subject of letting your professional concerns get in the way of our holiday. I may, at times, have been somewhatâ¦blunt.â
âNot at all, Sybil, I fully understood your concern.â
It seemed that Lady Sybil really could have done with some cough drops, but she carried on carefully and said, âSam, Iâd be very grateful if you could see your way clear to perhaps taking Willikins with you to wherever it is that these scoundrels poison the world with their existence, and bring them to justice, if you would be so good.â
He could feel her trembling with rage and said, âI was considering doing so as soon as possible, my dear, but I must tell you that things may not go entirely in accordance with the rulebook. After all, Iâm out of my jurisdiction here.â
But his wife said, âYouâre a stickler for the book, Sam, and I admire that, but the jurisdiction of a good man extends to the end of the worldâthough who will you take them to? Havelock would hang them, you know that. But heâs a long way away. Nonetheless, Sam, I am certain of one thing and itâs this: the worst thing you can do is nothing. Go to it, Sam.â
âActually, Sybil, I was considering delivering them to the local justices.â
âWhat? Theyâre a terrible bunch, apparently using what they call the law here for their own ends! Thereâll be an enormous stink!â
Vimes smiled. âOh dear, do you really think so?â
T here was no point going to bed, thought Vimes later that evening, and so he kissed his wife goodnight and went to the snooker room where Willikins was idly demonstrating one of the more socially acceptable skills he had learned during a misspent youth. The man straightened up when Vimes walked in and said, âGood evening, commander. Would you like a sustaining drink to be going on with?â
Vimes also indulged in a rare cigar because, well, what good is a snooker room without smoke twisting among the lights and turning the air a desolate blue, the color of dead hopes and lost chances?
Willikins, who knew the protocol, waited until Vimes had made his shot before coughing gently. âOh, well done, sir, and I understand her ladyship is somewhat vexed about the goblin situation, sir. I believe this to be the case, sir, because I met her in the corridor earlier and she used language I havenât heard on the lips of a woman since my old mother passed away, gods bless her soul, if they can find it. But, well done again, sir.â
Vimes laid his cue aside. âI want to get them all, Willikins. Itâs no good slamming up some local thug.â
âYes indeed, commander, itâs all about potting the black.â
Vimes looked up from his fiery drink. âI can see you must have played a lot in your time, Willikins. Did you ever see Pelvic Williams? Very religious man in his way, lived somewhere in Hen-and-Chickens Court with his sister, played like Iâve never seen anyone else play before or since. I swear he could make a ball jump the table, roll along the edge and drop back onto the cloth just where he wanted it, to drop neatly into the pocket.â Vimes gave a grunt of satisfaction, and went on, âOf course, everyone used to say that was cheating, but he used to stand there, as meek as milk, just repeating âThe ball dropped.â Tell you the truth, the reason he never got beaten up was that it was an education watching the man. He once sank a ball by bouncing it off the lamp and a pint mug. But, like he said, the ball dropped.â Vimes relaxed and said, âThe trouble is, of course, that in real life rules are more stringent.â
âYes indeed, commander,â said Willikins. âWhere I used to play the only rule was that after youâd hit your opponent over the head with your cue you had to be able
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