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    Vimes smiled encouragingly. ‘Notice anything about that, lad?’ Feeney was making heavy weather of it, but recruits often did at the start, doing so much looking that they forgot to see . ‘You’re doing well, chief constable. Would you care to extrapolate?’
    ‘Sir? Extrapolate, sir?’
    ‘Why would somebody be all cut about on their arms? Think about that.’
    Feeney’s lips actually moved as he thought, and then he grinned. ‘He was defending himself with his hands, sir?’
    ‘Well done, lad, and people who are defending themselves with their hands are doing so because they don’t have a shield or a weapon. I would wager, too, that his head was cut off while he was on the ground. Can’t exactly put my finger on it, but that looks to me like deliberate butchering rather than a hasty slice. Everything is messy, but you can see that the belly has been sliced open, yet there is hardly any blood around it.’ Now he was taken by surprise. ‘And because of the belly wound I know something else about him that I wish I didn’t know,’ he said.
    ‘What’s that, sir?’
    ‘He is a she, and she was ambushed, or maybe trapped.’ And, he thought, there’s a claw missing.
    After a while it becomes a puzzle, not a corpse, said Vimes to himself as he knelt down, but never soon enough, and never for long enough. Aloud he said, ‘Look at the marks on this leg, lad. I reckon she stepped in a rabbit snare, probably because she was running away from … somebody.’
    Vimes stood up so fast that the watching goblins backed away. ‘Good grief, boy, we shouldn’t do that, not even in the country! Isn’t there some kind of code? You kill the bucks, not the does, isn’t that right? And this isn’t some spur-of-the-moment thing! Someone wanted to get a lot of blood out of this lady! You tell me why!’
    Vimes wasn’t certain what Feeney would have replied had they not been surrounded by solemn-faced goblins, which was just as well.
    ‘This is murder, lad, the capital crime! And do you know why it was done? I’ll wager anything that it was so that Constable Upshot, acting on information received, would find a lot of blood in Dead Man’s Copse, where Commander Vimes was apparently going to have a meeting with an annoying blacksmith, and so, given that both of them were men of quick temper, quite possibly foul play could have been involved, yes?’
    ‘It’s a legitimate deduction, sir, you must admit that.’
    ‘Of course I do, and now it’s a total bastard of a deduction, and now you must admit that.’
    ‘Yes, sir, I do, sir, and apologize. However, I’d like to search the premises for any sign of Mister Jefferson.’ Feeney looked half ashamed, half defiant.
    ‘And why do you want to do that, chief constable?’
    Feeney stuck out his chin. ‘Because I’ve been shown to be a bloody fool once, and I don’t intend to be one again. Besides, sir, you might be wrong. This poor lady might have been in a fight with the blacksmith, perhaps, I don’t know, but I do know that if I don’t make a search here in the circumstances, somebody important is bound to ask me why I didn’t. And that person would be you, wouldn’t it, commander?’
    ‘Good answer, young man! And I have to admit that I’ve been a bloody fool more times than I can count, so I can sympathize.’
    Vimes looked down again at the corpse and it was suddenly urgent to try to find out what Willikins had done with the claw, complete with ring, that they had found the previous night. Awkwardly, he said to the assembled goblins, ‘I believe that I have found some jewellery belonging to this young lady and, of course, I shall bring it to you.’
    There was not so much as an acknowledgement from the impassive horde. Vimes considered that thought. Hordes come in killing and stealing. This lot look like a bunch of worried people. He walked over to a grizzled old goblin who might have been the one he had seen up on the surface a thousand years ago, and said, ‘I’d like to see more of this place, sir. I’m sorry for the death of the lady. I’ll bring the killers to justice.’
    ‘Just ice!’ Once again it echoed around the cave. The old goblin stepped forward very gently and touched Vimes’s sleeve. ‘The dark is your friend, Mister Po-leess-maan. I hear you, you hear me. In the dark you may go where you wish. Mister Po-leess-maan, please do not kill us.’
    Vimes looked past the goblin to the ranks behind, most of them as skinny as