Stranger in a Strange Land

this non-existent issue I tried to explain the Larkin Decision to my client. At first be had trouble realizing that anyone could think that this legal fiction would apply to Mars. After all, Mars is inhabited, by an old and wise race-much older than yours, sir, and possibly wiser. But when he did understand it, he was amused. Just that, sir- tolerantly amused. Once-just once-I under-rated my mother's power to punish a small boy's impudence. That lesson was cheap, a bargain- But this planet cannot afford such a lesson on a planetary scale. Before we attempt to parcel out lands which do not belong to us, it behooves us to be very sure what peach switches are hanging in the Martian kitchen."

            Kung looked blandly unconvinced- "Dr. Harshaw, if the Larkin Decision is no more than a small boy's folly . . . why were national honors rendered to Mr. Smith?"
                Jubal shrugged- "That question should be put to the government, not me. But I can tell you how I interpreted them-as elementary politeness to the Ancient Ones of Mars."
                "Please?"
                "Mr. Kung, those honors were no hollow echo of the Larkin Decision. In a fashion quite beyond human experience, Mr. Smith is the Planet Mars."
                Kung did not even blink. "Continue."
                "Or, rather, the entire Martian race. In Smith's person, the Ancient Ones of Mars are visiting us. Honors rendered to him are honors rendered to them-and harm done to him is harm done to them. This is true in a very literal but utterly unhuman sense. It was wise and prudent for us to render honors to our neighbors today-but the wisdom in it has nothing to do with the Larkin Decision. No responsible person has argued that the Larkin precedent applies to an inhabited planet-I venture to say that no one ever will." Jubal paused and looked up, as if asking Heaven for help. "But, Mr. Kung, be assured that the ancient rulers of Mars do not fail to notice how we treat their ambassador. The honors rendered to them through him were a gracious symbol. I am certain that the government of this planet showed wisdom thereby. In time, you will learn that it was a most prudent act as well."
                Kung answered blandly, "Doctor, if you are trying to frighten me, you have not succeeded."
                "I did not expect to. But, fortunately for the welfare of this planet, your opinion did not control." Jubal turned back to Douglas. "Mr. Secretary, this is the longest public appearance I have made in years . . and I find that I am fatigued. Could we recess these talks? While we await your decision?"

    XXI

                THE MEETING ADJOURNED. Jubal found his intention of getting his flock out of the Palace balked by the presence of the American President and of Senator Boone; both wanted to chat with Mike, both were practical politicians who realized fully the freshly enhanced value of being seen on intimate terms with the Man from Mars-and both were well aware that the eyes of the world, via stereovision, were still on them.
                And other hungry politicos were closing in.
                Jubal said quickly, "Mr. President, Senator-we're leaving at once to have lunch. Can you join us?" He reflected that two in private would be easier to handle than two dozen in public-and he had to get Mike out of there before anything came unstuck.
                To his relief both had other duties elsewhere. Jubal found himself promising not only to fetch Mike to that obscene Fosterite service but also to bring him to the White House-ob, well, the boy could always get sick, if necessary. "Places, girls."
                With his escort again around him Mike was convoyed to the roof, Anne leading the way since she would remember it-and creating quite a bow wave with her height, her Valkyrie blonde beauty, and her impressive cloak of a Fair Witness. Jubal, Ben, and the three officers from the Champion covered the rear. Larry and the Greyhound bus were waiting on the roof; a few minutes later the driver left them on the roof of the New Mayflower. Newsmen caught up with them there, of course, but the girls guarded Mike on down to the suite Duke had taken earlier. They were becoming quite good at it and were enjoying it; Miriam and Dorcas in particular displayed ferocity that reminded Jubal of a mother cat defending her young-only they