The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

minimarket nachos going black in the flames.
    Five minutes later he pulled in behind the ambulance and jumped out of the Volvo. The firefighters seemed to have the fire contained to the asphalt area of the Texaco and the burger stand. A little brush had burned on the hill behind the Texaco and had charred a few trees, but the firemen had drenched that area first to keep the fire from climbing into the residential area.
    Theo shielded his face with his hands. The heat coming off the burning Texaco was searing, even at a hundred yards. A figure in fire-fighting regalia approached him out of the smoke. A few feet away he pulled up the shield on his helmet and Theo recognized Robert Masterson, the volunteer fire chief. Robert and his wife Jenny owned Brine's Bait Tackle, and Fine Wines. He was smiling.
    "Theo, you're gonna starve to death – both your food sources are gone."
    Theo forced a smile. "Guess I'll have to come to your place for brie and cabernet. Anyone hurt?"
    Theo was shaking. He hoped Robert couldn't see it by the light of the fire and the rotating red lights of the emergency vehicles. He'd left his Sneaky Pete pipe on the nightstand.
    "We can't locate the driver of the truck. If he was in it, we lost him.Still too hot to get close to it. The explosion threw the cab two hundred feet that way." Robert pointed to a burning lump of metal at the edge of the parking lot.
    "What about the underground tanks?Should we evacuate or something?"
    "No, they'll be fine. They're designed with a vaporlock, no oxygen can get down there, so no fire.
    We're going to have to let what's left of the minimart just burn out. Some cases of Slim Jims caught fire and they burn like the sun, we can't get close."
    Theo squinted into the flames. "I love Slim Jims," he said forlornly.
    Robert patted his shoulder. "It'll be okay. I'll order some for you, but you can't tell anyone I'm carrying them. And Theo, when this is all over,come see me at the shop. We'll talk."
    "About what?"
    Robert pulled off his fire helmet and wiped back his receding brown hair. "I was a drunk for ten years. I quit. I might be able to help you."
    Theo looked away. "I'm fine. Thanks." He pointed to a ten-foot-wide burned strip that started across the street and led away from the fire in a path to the creek. "What do you make ofthat. "
    "Looks like someone drove a burning vehicle out of the fire."
    "I'll check it out." Theo got a flashlight from the Volvo and crossed the street. The grass was singed and there were deep ruts cut into the dirt. They were lucky this had happened after the rainy season had started. Two months earlier and they would have lost the town.
    He followed the track to the creek bed, fully expecting to find a wrecked vehicle pitched over the bank, but there was nothing there. The track ended at the bank. The water wasn't deep enough to cover anything large enough to make a trail like that. He played the flashlight around the bank and stopped it on a single deep track in the mud. He blinked and shook his head to clear his vision, then looked again. It couldn't be.
    "Anything over there?"Robert was coming across the grass toward him.
    Theo jumped down onto the bank and kicked the mud until the print was obliterated.
    "Nothing," Theo said. "Must have just been some burning fuel sprayed out this way."
    "What are you doing?"
    "Stomping out the last of a burning squirrel.Must have gotten caught in the flames and ran over here.
    Poor guy."
    "You really need to come see me, Theo."
    "I will, Robert. For sure I will."
    eight The Sea Beast He knew he should return to the safety of the sea, but his gill trees were singed and he didn't relish the idea of treading water until they healed. If he'd known the female was going to react so violently, he would have retracted his gills into the folds beneath his scales where they would have been safe. He made his way down the creek bed until he spotted a herd of animals sleeping above the bank. They were ugly things, pale and graceless, and he could sense parasites living in every one of them, but this was no time to be judgmental. After all, some brave beast had to be the first to eat a mastodon, and who would have thought that those furballs would turn out to be the tasty treats that they were.
    He could hide among this wormy herd until his gills healed, then perhaps he'd take one of the females on a grateful hump. But not now, his heart still ached for the purring female with the silvery flanks. He needed time