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The Man With Two Left Feet

The Man With Two Left Feet

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Autoren: P. G. Wodehouse
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of all other aspects.
    'You can't give him up. It's too raw.'
    'He's a convicted criminal.'
    'He's a fan. Why, say, he's
the
fan.'
    Waterall shrugged his shoulders, and walked to the telephone. Benyon spoke.
    'One moment.'
    Waterall turned, and found himself looking into the muzzle of a small pistol. He laughed.
    'I expected that. Wave it about all you want'
    Benyon rested his shaking hand on the edge of the table.
    'I'll shoot if you move.'
    'You won't. You haven't the nerve. There's nothing to you. You're just a cheap crook, and that's all. You wouldn't find the nerve to pull that trigger in a million years.'
    He took off the receiver.
    'Give me Scotland Yard,' he said.
    He had turned his back to Benyon. Benyon sat motionless. Then, with a thud, the pistol fell to the ground. The next moment Benyon had broken down. His face was buried in his arms, and he was a wreck of a man, sobbing like a hurt child.
    Mr Birdsey was profoundly distressed. He sat tingling and helpless. This was a nightmare.
    Waterall's level voice spoke at the telephone.
    'Is this Scotland Yard? I am Waterall, of the
New York Chronicle
. Is Inspector Jarvis there? Ask him to come to the phone… Is that you, Jarvis? This is Waterall. I'm speaking from the Savoy, Mr Birdsey's rooms. Birdsey. Listen, Jarvis. There's a man here that's wanted by the American police. Send someone here and get him. Benyon. Robbed the New Asiatic Bank in New York. Yes, you've a warrant out for him, five years old… All right.'
    He hung up the receiver. Benyon sprang to his feet. He stood, shaking, a pitiable sight. Mr Birdsey had risen with him. They stood looking at Waterall.
    'You—skunk!' said Mr Birdsey.
    'I'm an American citizen,' said Waterall, 'and I happen to have some idea of a citizen's duties. What is more, I'm a newspaper man, and I have some idea of my duty to my paper. Call me what you like, you won't alter that.'
    Mr Birdsey snorted.
    'You're suffering from ingrowing sentimentality, Mr Birdsey. That's what's the matter with you. Just because this man has escaped justice for five years, you think he ought to be considered quit of the whole thing.'
    'But—but—'
    'I don't.'
    He took out his cigarette case. He was feeling a great deal more strung–up and nervous than he would have had the others suspect. He had had a moment of very swift thinking before he had decided to treat that ugly little pistol in a spirit of contempt. Its production had given him a decided shock, and now he was suffering from reaction. As a consequence, because his nerves were strained, he lit his cigarette very languidly, very carefully, and with an offensive superiority which was to Mr Birdsey the last straw.
    These things are matters of an instant. Only an infinitesimal fraction of time elapsed between the spectacle of Mr Birdsey, indignant but inactive, and Mr Birdsey berserk, seeing red, frankly and undisguisedly running amok. The transformation took place in the space of time required for the lighting of a match.
    Even as the match gave out its flame, Mr Birdsey sprang.
    Aeons before, when the young blood ran swiftly in his veins and life was all before him, Mr Birdsey had played football. Once a footballer, always a potential footballer, even to the grave. Time had removed the flying tackle as a factor in Mr Birdsey's life. Wrath brought it back. He dived at young Mr Waterall's neatly trousered legs as he had dived at other legs, less neatly trousered, thirty years ago. They crashed to the floor together; and with the crash came Mr Birdsey's shout:
    'Run! Run, you fool! Run!'
    And, even as he clung to his man, breathless, bruised, feeling as if all the world had dissolved in one vast explosion of dynamite, the door opened, banged to, and feet fled down the passage.
    Mr Birdsey disentangled himself, and rose painfully. The shock had brought him to himself. He was no longer berserk. He was a middle–aged gentleman of high respectability who had been behaving in a very peculiar way.
    Waterall, flushed and dishevelled, glared at him speechlessly. He gulped. 'Are you crazy?'
    Mr Birdsey tested gingerly the mechanism of a leg which lay under suspicion of being broken. Relieved, he put his foot to the ground again. He shook his head at Waterall. He was slightly crumpled, but he achieved a manner of dignified reproof.
    'You shouldn't have done it, young man. It was raw work. Oh, yes, I know all about that duty–of–a–citizen stuff. It doesn't go. There are exceptions to every

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