The Merry Misogynist

personal to her. She’d told him to do everything he could to avenge the girl’s death. He would leave that afternoon for Vang Vieng to join Sergeant Sihot. Siri vowed to invest more thought into the condition of his Madonna while the policemen were away.
 
    To the great displeasure of many, Madame Daeng’s noodle shop was not open on Sunday. This was Siri’s day off and she insisted on spending every one of its twenty-four hours with her husband. He had no objection whatsoever. They both loved to walk but Daeng’s arthritis limited their treks. Invariably, they would head off on Siri’s motorcycle to beauty spots that in another era would have been crowded with happy people. These days they often enjoyed their picnics alone.
    But Siri had designated this Sunday a Vientiane day. The capital was somewhat ghostly when they set out at nine. Stores were shuttered, many for so long the locks had rusted to the hasps. Houses were in permanent disrepair. The dusts of March had settled on the city like a grey-brown layer of snow. Roads, even those with bitumen surfaces, looked like dirt tracks. There were no obvious colours anywhere, only shades. Even the gaudiest billboards had been reduced to a fuzzy pastel. The most common sounds they heard as they cruised the streets were the sweeping of front steps and the dry-clearing of throats.
    Theirs was not an aimless tour of the city. Siri and Daeng passed all the spots at which Crazy Rajid had been a feature: the Nam Poo Fountain, the Black Stupa, the three old French villas on Samsenthai, and the bank of the river. As far as they knew, that was the young man’s territory. Siri stopped at every open door he passed and chatted with neighbours. Yes, they knew Crazy Rajid, although not by name. Siri began to wonder whether he and Civilai might have christened the poor man themselves. Some had given the vagrant food; most had offered him water at one time or another. Some had tried to engage him in conversation, but it appeared that nobody other than Siri, Civilai, and Inspector Phosy had ever heard him speak, and even to them he had uttered only a word or two.
    Everyone considered him a feature of their landscape and all agreed, “Now you come to mention it, I haven’t seen him for a while.” The last time anyone recalled a sighting had been the previous Thursday. That meant the local crazy man had been absent for ten days. Details were sketchy at best. Nobody makes a note of seeing a street person. But the account of one witness was accurate enough to give Siri cause for concern.
    Ba See sold old stamps and coins from a tiny shopfront near the corner of Samsenthai Road and Pangkham. It was unlikely she made a living from it but she enjoyed sitting on her threadbare wicker armchair and watching the street.
    “Every Friday,” she said. “Regular as clockwork for the past two years he’d turn up at five thirty a.m. on the dot. Don’t know how he managed it. Never saw him wear a watch, or much else for that matter. He’d go over to the first of them colonials across the street.” She pointed to three ancient French buildings behind a low white wall. At one time they’d been white, but time and weather had turned them as ugly as a smoker’s teeth.
    “He’d go over and bang on the door,” she continued. “No point in it at all. There are six families living in there, government workers from the provinces, and they’ve all got their own rooms. The front door’s never locked. But he didn’t ever go in. He just stood there knocking. People came down to see what he wanted but he never wanted anything. Only wanted to bang by the looks of it. Every damned week. Then, last Friday, he didn’t show up. I was waiting for my regular five thirty bang but he didn’t come. It surprised me. Even some of the women in the house came down and looked out the door like they were expecting him. Day before yesterday, he didn’t come again. Must be something wrong.”
    Siri and Daeng went to the old building and asked the few people who were home. They supported Ba See’s story. Nobody had any idea why he knocked on the door every week, and nobody had seen him for the last two Fridays. Siri leaned his head against Daeng’s shoulder blade. They were sitting on his bike. No greater love has any man than to let his wife have a turn at driving his beloved motorcycle.
    “So what do we do next?” Daeng asked.
    “If we had TV we could put an artist’s impression of him on the