The Safe Man

work this,” Agent Rowan said. “We’re going to ask you some questions here, and the first time you lie to us we pack it in and put you in a cell to think about it. Fair enough?”
    “This is a joke, right?”
    “No joke.”
    “Then questions about what? Am I a suspect in something?”
    “Not yet. We think you are just a witness. But like I said, the first time you lie to us, you become a suspect and we treat you like one.”
    “Witness to what? What happened?”
    “I said we are going to ask the questions. But let’s start this thing off right by getting everything right. You are Brian Holloway, thirty-nine years old, and you reside in the home that this garage is attached to. Do I have all of that correct?”
    “Yes.”
    “And your father has spent the last twenty-two years in an Illinois state correctional facility serving a life sentence without parole for the crime of murder.”
    Brian shook his head. The sins of the father always visited the son.
    “This is about my father? I was nineteen when he went away. What’s that got to—”
    “He was a box man, too, wasn’t he? Only he opened boxes for the Outfit in Chicago. He taught you everything you know, right?”
    “Wrong.”
    “He killed a man who came home and caught him in the act, didn’t he?”
    “He didn’t do it. The man he was doing the job for did it. He panicked.”
    “Oh, I guess that makes it okay.”
    “Look, what do you want? I haven’t talked to my father in three years.”
    “Do your clients know that you’re the son of Harry ‘Houdini’ Holloway?”
    “Look, I run a clean, legal business. Why would I tell someone who my father is? Why would I have to? This isn’t Chicago and I’m not my father.”
    “Where were you last night?” Stephens asked, suddenly joining in, changing the direction of things.
    Brian started to think. Maybe the whole thing was choreographed. Maybe it wasn’t about the old man. Maybe it was all misdirection and sudden change.
    “Last night? I was here. I was home.”
    “From when till when?”
    “Um, I got home around three yesterday and I did some work in here and then my wife and I went out for dinner and we got home about eight-thirty and that was it. We stayed home after that.”
    “Okay, eighty-thirty until when? When was the next time you left?”
    Brian hesitated. He looked at their faces, wondering what had happened and how much they knew. Cops always had the advantage. He knew this. His father had always said that when it came to cops, to lie was to die.
    He shook his head.
    “Until now. I haven’t left yet.”
    Each of the men in front of him visibly stiffened and their faces took on a stony resolve.
    “Turn around,” Stephens said. “Assume the position. Your dad probably taught it to you, too.”
    Instead Brian raised his hands as if to stop their advance on him.
    “Okay, look. I took a drive last night. I was gone less than a hour.”
    “When last night?”
    “I never looked at the clock. I woke up, couldn’t sleep, and took a drive. It was the middle of the night.”
    “And you never looked at the clock in the car, huh?”
    “No, I took my van. The clock in it doesn’t work and I forgot to put on my watch.”
    “Where did you go on your drive?”
    “I just drove around. All over the place. I even went over the bridge and cruised around the island.”
    Brian knew he had to give them that. He knew they had something. It must be the electronic toll pass on the van’s windshield. There would be a record of him crossing the bridge.
    “Why the island? What did you do while you were there?”
    Brian let out a deep breath. They were cornering him. He didn’t understand this. The FBI doesn’t come around for stealing trash. There was something else going on.
    “All right, listen, I’ll tell you everything. The other day I had a job out on the island. I opened an old safe for a guy and the client had me take the door off the box and carry it out to the curb for trash pickup. He said the pickup wasn’t for a few days. So last night I went back by his place and I took the door. It would’ve been picked up this morning anyway. It’s not stealing. He put it out for trash pickup. To him it was trash.”
    “And why did you take it?”
    “Because until I was there I had never seen or heard of that safe or its maker and I wanted to study it. Maybe practice on it a bit. Besides, it’s a museum piece. I didn’t want it thrown away.”
    “Where is it?”
    Brian