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"No way," said Bess Leander. "She's wearing Armani, she's not going to mess up that outfit."
"You're right," said Jimmy Antalvo. "They'll just suck face and take the party home for makeup sex. But how do you know she's wearing Armani?"
"You know what?" said Bess. "I have no idea. Just a feeling, I guess."
"I do hope they sing 'Good King Wenceslas,'" said Esther, the schoolteacher. "I just love that song."
"Has anyone seen the biologist's dreadful dog?" asked Malcolm Cowley, the dead book dealer. "Last year the beast urinated on my headstone three times."
"He was sniffing around a minute ago," said Marty in the Morning, "but he went inside when they started to bring the food out."
Inside, Skinner was sitting under the Christmas tree, looking at the strangest creature he'd ever seen. It was hanging from the lower branches, but it didn't look like a squirrel, or smell like food; in fact, it had a face that looked like another dog. Skinner whimpered and sniffed the air. If it was a dog, where was its butt? How could he say hello if he couldn't sniff its butt? He took a tentative step back to study the thing.
"What are you looking at?" said Roberto.
Author's Note
Some of the characters that appeared in The Stupidest Angel have also appeared in my previous novels Raziel, the stupidest angel, appeared in Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. Theophilus Crowe, Molly Michon, Gabe Fenton, and Valerie Riordan all appeared in The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove. Robert Masterson, Jenny Masterson and Mavis Sand appeared both in Practical Demonkeeping and The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove. Tucker Case and Roberto the Fruit Bat appeared in Island of the Sequined Love Nun.
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