Volume 01 - Dirty Shorts

knowing Rick wanted to go to his place because it was closer.
    In lieu of answering, Rick just stood up and motioned for Ashley to do the same. When Ashley wasn’t quick enough, Rick grabbed his arm and helped him to his feet. With a hand on his lower back, Rick led him towards the exit. “Wait,” Ashley protested, “we have to bus our table.”
    Rick growled, but started quickly loading up the tray with their garbage. After dumping it in the trash bin, they walked outside with Ashley leading the way, Rick following right behind him. “I’ll walk you to your car.” Rick whispered against Ashley’s ear. The warm breath against his skin made Ashley’s spine tingle, and he felt himself relaxing back against Rick’s chest. Rick’s hand found its way to Ashley’s hip and pulled their bodies tighter together. Ashley let out a low moan feeling Rick’s arousal pressing against the top of his ass. “I want you, but I don’t think they’d appreciate us fucking in front of their entrance. Where’s your car?” Rick asked, stepping forward and forcing Ashley to move with him.
    Taking the hint, Ashley picked up his pace and hurried over to his car. “This one’s mine” Ashley said, stepping next to his Silver Prius. Rick looked through his front window and started laughing. “It was a gift from a friend.” Ashley said, explaining the amusing air freshener hanging from his rearview mirror. It said ‘I’m only speeding cuz I have to poop’ on it in rainbow colored letters.
    “It suits you.” Rick said stepping up to him so his back was against the car door, plastering his front against Rick. Reaching out his hand, Rick grabbed the back of Ashley’s hair, tilting his head up, and crushing their lips together. It was rough, demanding, and told Ashley just how ravenous Rick’s desire for him was burning. Ashley moaned into the kiss, and Rick used the opportunity to thrust his tongue into Ashley’s mouth. His hands were just starting to feel up Rick’s chest when Rick broke the kiss and stepped back. “I’ll meet you at your place.” Rick said before walking a few spaces over to his truck. Ashley stood there for a few minutes catching his breath and trying to get his body cooled down enough to drive home. He felt like his brain melted from the heat of that kiss.

    Ashley Gets Pregnant!
    Just Kidding. They Do Have Sex Though

    Rick was waiting outside the front entrance of the building by the time Ashley had parked his car in the lot. He figured Rick must not have needed as much time to cool off as he did before being able to drive. Ashley used his access card to open the doors and led Rick down the entry hallway, and past the mailboxes to get to the elevators. Rick didn’t try to touch him this time, and Ashley figured that was for the best if they wanted to make it all the way to his apartment.
    Stepping into the elevator, Rick said, “You still never told me what you did to the kid working at DQ.”
    It took Ashley a couple seconds to remember what he was talking about, “And you never gave me my boob back.”
    “Here.” Reaching in his back pocket, fumbling for a few seconds, he pulled Ashley’s precious Lucy free and held it out to him.
    Ashley took it from him and noticed there seemed to be a few more lumps than when he last felt it. “Now it’s all lumpy, you goober. They aren’t really meant to be stuffed into a back pocket or sat upon.”
    “Really?” Rick asked, grabbing the boob from Ashley and examining it. “Sorry, I didn’t think it would get deformed like that.” Rick said sheepishly, “I’ll buy you a new one.”
    “Don’t worry about it. They’re cheap, and I have extras anyway.”
    “So,” Rick said, not meeting Ashley’s eyes, “now that you technically got your boob back, are you going to tell me now?”
    “Fine,” Ashley sighed heavily for dramatic effect. “If you must know, I made a monkey face at him.”
    The elevator doors opened, and Ashley stepped out. He didn’t make it very far before Rick’s hand on his arm stopped him. Turning so they were facing each other, Rick said, “Show me, please.” Ashley hesitated, but decided there was no reason not to show Rick. Besides, the man did say please, and he was simply too cute to say no to. Ashley reenacted the monkey face, and Rick instantly started laughing. Ashley let his expression relax back to normal. “Oh man, your ears.” Rick said between laughs. “They look so cute sticking out like that.”