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are about, her septa will be with her, or her cousins.”
    â€œShe must rid herself of her hens
sometime,
” the queen insisted. A thought struck her. “Unless her ladies are part of it as well . . . not all of them, perhaps, but some.”
    â€œThe cousins?” Even Taena sounded doubtful. “All three are younger than the little queen, and more innocent.”
    â€œWantons clad in maiden’s white. That only makes their sins more shocking. Their names will live in shame.” Suddenly the queen could almost taste it. “Taena, your lord husband is my justiciar. The two of you must sup with me, this very night.” She wanted this done quickly, before Margaery took it in her little head to return to Highgarden, or sail to Dragonstone to be with her wounded brother at death’s door. “I shall command the cooks to roast a boar for us. And of course we must have some music, to help with our digestion.”
    Taena was very quick. “Music. Just so.”
    â€œGo and tell your lord husband and make arrangements for the singer,” Cersei urged. “Ser Osmund, you may remain. We have much and more to discuss. I shall have need of Qyburn too.”
    Sad to say, the kitchens proved to have no wild boar on hand, and there was not time enough to send out hunters. Instead, the cooks butchered one of the castle sows, and served them ham studded with cloves and basted with honey and dried cherries. It was not what Cersei wanted, but she made do. Afterward they had baked apples with a sharp white cheese. Lady Taena savored every bite. Not so Orton Merryweather, whose round face remained blotched and pale from broth to cheese. He drank heavily and kept stealing glances at the singer.
    â€œA great pity about Lord Gyles,” Cersei said at last. “I daresay none of us will miss his coughing, though.”
    â€œNo. No, I’d think not.”
    â€œWe shall have need of a new lord treasurer. If the Vale were not so unsettled, I would bring back Petyr Baelish, but . . . I am minded to try Ser Harys in the office. He can do no worse than Gyles, and at least he does not cough.”
    â€œSer Harys is the King’s Hand,” said Taena.
    Ser Harys is a hostage, and feeble even at that.
“It is time that Tommen had a more forceful Hand.”
    Lord Orton lifted his gaze from his wine cup. “Forceful. To be sure.” He hesitated. “Who . . . ?”
    â€œYou, my lord. It is in your blood. Your grandsire took my own father’s place as Hand to Aerys.” Replacing Tywin Lannister with Owen Merryweather had proved to be akin to replacing a destrier with a donkey, to be sure, but Owen had been an old done man when Aerys raised him, amiable if ineffectual. His grandson was younger, and . . .
Well, he has a strong wife.
It was a pity Taena could not serve as Hand. She was thrice the man her husband was, and far more amusing. She was also Myrish-born and female, however, so Orton must needs suffice. “I have no doubt that you are more able than Ser Harys.”
The contents of my chamber pot are more able than Ser Harys.
“Will you consent to serve?”
    â€œI . . . yes, of course. Your Grace does me great honor.”
    A greater one than you deserve.
“You have served me ably as justiciar, my lord. And will continue to do so through these . . . trying times ahead.” When she saw that Merryweather had grasped her meaning, the queen turned to smile at the singer. “And you must be rewarded as well, for all the sweet songs you have played for us whilst we ate. The gods have given you a gift.”
    The singer bowed. “Your Grace is kind to say so.”
    â€œNot kind,” said Cersei, “merely truthful. Taena tells me that you are called the Blue Bard.”
    â€œI am, Your Grace.” The singer’s boots were supple blue calfskin, his breeches fine blue wool. The tunic he wore was pale blue silk slashed with shiny blue satin. He had even gone so far as to dye his hair blue, in the Tyroshi fashion. Long and curly, it fell to his shoulders and smelled as if it had been washed in rosewater.
From blue roses, no doubt. At least his teeth are white.
They were good teeth, not the least bit crooked.
    â€œYou have no other name?”
    A hint of pink suffused his cheeks. “As a boy, I was called Wat. A fine name for a plowboy, less fitting for a singer.”
    The Blue Bard’s eyes were the same color as