All Together Dead

commanding, which was what you want in an officiant.
    “We are here to witness the joining of two kings,” he said, and every word carried to the corners of the room. “Russell and Bart have agreed, both verbally and by written covenant, to ally their states for a hundred years. For a hundred years, they may not marry any other. They may not form an alliance with any other, unless that alliance is mutually agreed and witnessed. Each must pay the other a conjugal visit at least once a year. The welfare of Russell’s kingdom shall come second only to his own in Bart’s sight, and the welfare of Bart’s kingdom shall come second only to his own in Russell’s sight. Russell Edgington, King of Mississippi, do you agree to this covenant?”
    “Yes, I do,” Russell said clearly. He held out his hand to Bart.
    “Bartlett Crowe, King of Indiana, do you agree to this covenant?”
    “I do,” Bart said, and took Russell’s hand. Awwww.
    Then Quinn stepped forward and knelt, holding a goblet under the joined hands, and Eric whipped out a knife and cut the two wrists with two movements too quick to separate.
    Oh, ick. As the two kings bled into the chalice, I chided myself. I might have known that a vampire ceremony would include a blood exchange.
    Sure enough, when the wounds closed, Russell took a sip from the chalice, and then handed it to Bart, who drained it dry. Then they kissed, Bart holding the smaller man tenderly. And then they kissed some more. Evidently the mingled blood was a real turn-on.
    I caught Jake’s eye. Get a room , he mouthed, and I looked down to hide my smile.
    Finally, the two kings moved on to the next step, a ceremonious signing of the contract they’d agreed upon. The business-suit woman turned out to be a vampire lawyer from Illinois, since a lawyer from another state had to draw up the contract. Mr. Cataliades had been a neutral lawyer, too, and he signed the documents after the kings and the vampire lawyer.
    Eric stood in his black-and-gold glory while all this was done, and once the pens were back on their elaborate stands, he said, “The marriage is sacred for one hundred years!” and a cheer went up. Vampires aren’t big on cheering, either, so it was mostly the humans and the other supes in the crowd who did the hurrahing, but the vampires all made an appreciative murmur—not as good, but the best they could do, I guess.
    I sure wanted to find out more about how Eric had qualified as a priest, or whatever they called the officiant, but first I was going to make Jake tell me about Quinn. He was trying to wriggle away in the crowd, but I caught up with him pretty quick. He wasn’t a good enough vampire yet to get away from me.
    “Spill,” I said, and he tried to act like he didn’t know what I was talking about, but he saw from my face I wasn’t buying it.
    So, while the crowd eddied around us, trying not to speed toward the open bar, I waited for Quinn’s story.
    “I can’t believe he hasn’t told you this himself,” Jake said, and I was tempted to slap him upside the head.
    I glared at him to let him know I was waiting.
    “Okay, okay,” he said. “I heard all this when I was still a Were. Quinn is like a rock star in the shifter world, you know. He’s one of the last weretigers, and he’s one of the most ferocious.”
    I nodded. So far, that paralleled my knowledge of Quinn.
    “Quinn’s mom was captured one full moon when she changed. A bunch of hunters were out camping, set up a trap because they wanted a bear for their illegal dogfights. Something new to bet on, you know? A pack of dogs versus a bear. This was somewhere in Colorado, and snow was on the ground. His mom was out on her own, and somehow she fell into the trap, didn’t sense it.”
    “Where was his dad?”
    “He had died when Quinn was little. Quinn was about fifteen when this happened.”
    I had a feeling worse was coming, and I was right.
    “He changed, of course, the same night, soon as he found she was missing. He tracked them to the camp. His mom had turned back into a woman under the stress of the capture, and one of them was raping her.” Jake took a deep breath. “Quinn killed them all.”
    I looked down at the floor. I couldn’t think of anything to say.
    “The campsite had to be cleaned up. There wasn’t a pack around to step in—course, tigers don’t hang in packs—and his mother was hurt bad and in shock, so Quinn went to the local vampire nest. They agreed to do the job,